Though, to Be Fair, Masturbating to Hillary Swank Photos Could Go Either Way

Girl #1: She still thinks he's gay.
Girl #2: But he isn't.
Girl #1, laughing: And we have proof.
Girl #2, laughing also: Yes we do!

University of Arizona

Overheard by: Whats the proof

Posted on June 17, 2018
Arizona, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Gossip, Sex, Sexuality

Weirdest Game Of Tag Ever

(tiny girl sneaks behind a big, tall guy for a hug)
Big guy, startled: Whoa! Why did you hug me from behind?
Tiny girl: You told me you don't like hugging me from the front because my vagina touches you!

UC Irvine, California

Posted on June 16, 2018
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Vagina, Weirdness

“Don’t You Feel It in Your Pants?” Would Become a New Hit Single for Usher

Loud teen girl on cell: Jaime, I’ve been calling you! Didn’t you feel it in your pants?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299422489/maybe-not.html

Overheard by: yikes

Posted on June 15, 2018
Cell phones, Clothes, Default, Girls, Gripes, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Teens

Psh, You're Lucky If the Guy Stops Masturbating Long Enough to Have Sex

Girl #1: You're more likely to have a boy if the guy hasn't masturbated in awhile.
Girl #2: Really?
Girl #1: Yeah, my professor said so!

Sather Gate
UC Berkeley, California

Posted on June 14, 2018
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, Masturbation, Questions, Stupidity

…When I Sat on His Face. What?

Girl #1: My 21st birthday was fun.
Girl #2: So was mine, minus the fact that my friends bought stuffed animal beavers at the winery and proceeded to yell about how soft and hairy their beavers were… While my dad was driving.
Girl #2's grandma: What's a beaver?
Girl #2's mom: It's…what some people call the female genitalia.
Girl #2's grandma: Ohhh…your grandfather used to just call it a cunt.

San Francisco, California

Posted on June 12, 2018
Age and ageing, Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Hair, Moms, Old folks, Questions, San Francisco, Vagina, Words

Gives the TAs a Nice Change from the Shit They Have to Deal with

Girl in math class: I mean, seriously. I've been pissing all over these quizzes lately.
Friend: I know, right? Me too.

Michigan State University

Posted on June 10, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Friends, Girls, Michigan, Pee, Questions, Students

How Many National Secrets Are Spilled

Little girl to mom: This ice cream is screwing with my mind.

McDonald’s
Dayton, Ohio

Overheard by: heather

Posted on June 8, 2018
Default, Fears, Food, Girls, Headaches, Kids, Mental illnesses, Ohio, Restaurants

Wouldn't Want People to Think I'm Less Than a Lady

20-year-old female emo: So basically, after hours of arguing outside his house, I was so fed up I told him to fucking suck my dick.
30-year-old female friend: Wow, what happened after that?
20-year-old female emo: I left. He was being such a fucking cunt. I wanted to piss in his mouth. He made me drive home drunk!
30-year-old female friend: He could at least offer to like, let you spend the night.
20-year-old female friend: Like, I don't even know, he's such a bitch boyfriend. I honestly hopes he gets the herpes.
30-year-old female friend: You have such a dirty mouth.
20-year-old female emo: Oh, is my lipstick smudged or something?

Starbucks
San Francisco, California