Guy #1: Who’s Ian Gillan?
Guy #2: You know, the guy in Deep Purple? He was also in Jesus Christ Superstore.
Long Beach
Guy #1: Who’s Ian Gillan?
Guy #2: You know, the guy in Deep Purple? He was also in Jesus Christ Superstore.
Long Beach
Teen boy #1: Ouch.
Teen boy #2: Oweee! Did you break a nail?
Teen boy #1: Yes!
Teen boy #2: You should get manicures like I do so that won’t happen so often.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/what_a_nice_activity_for_daten.html
Overheard by: I get them too
Dude #1: I hate coming in during the middle of girl conversations.
Dude #2: Oh, God — I came in on the wrong end of a tampon conversation the other day…
Dude #1: Is there a good end of a tampon conversation?
Herndon High School
Herndon, Virginia
Overheard by: Carly
Dude: It’s like… you know when you watch geek porn and it’s just uncomfortable?
Kitchener
Ontario
Canadia
Serious man: You don’t want to fuck with a kangaroo.
Cortland, New York
Overheard by: adrienne?!?
Weight lifter to buddy: If I had a vagina, I would call it Simon!
Australian National University Gym
Canberra
Australia
Man: I remember how one Halloween we ran out of candy and had to start giving the kids tea bags.
Mafiaoza’s
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: John Chapin
30-something man to 30-something woman: So, have you ever tried milk of magnesia?
Newark, New Jersey
Overheard by: why_would_u_ask_that
Guy: Oh I've slept in a field before. One time I slept with a sheep. I was interrupted in the middle of the night by a fox, though. The fox was like “grr!” and I was like “woah!”, but then I remembered that I had garlic bread in my bag.
An Cheathru Rua
Galway
Ireland
Overheard by: what happens in an cheathru rua…
Guy on phone: Hold on a minute, I just have to cut something off my daughter…
Jersey City, New Jersey
