I’d Like to Make a “Donation” to That Cause, If You Know What I Mean

Girl: So Natalie Portman is speaking tonight. I want to go.
Boy: What is it about?
Girl: Poverty, but who cares? It’s Natalie Portman.
Boy: Yeah, fuck poverty, she’s hot.

University
Berkeley, California

Posted on March 17, 2017
About celebrities, Beauty, California, Colleges & Universities, Education, Friends, Girls, Guys, Yeahhh, college!

…of Death!

20-something girl looking at picture: Isn't he so hot with his nunchucks?”
20-something guy friend: Those are called “muttonchops.”

Bar
Connecticut

Posted on March 13, 2017
Bars & Clubs, Beauty, Connecticut, Friends, Girls, Guys, Hair, Words

Who Couldn't?!

Guy: If you could put a moose and en elk in a wind tunnel, could you work out which one generates more lift better if they were the right way up or upside down?

London
England

Overheard by: Bemused

Posted on February 27, 2017
Animals, Compare and contrast, England, Guys, Questions, Science

…Unlike Your Tasseled Loafers.

Hobo: You ever model?
Cute Asian guy: Uh, no.
Hobo: You should think about it. You have nice cheekbones. But definitely go with an agency.
Cute Asian guy: Okay. (awkward pause)
Hobo: By the way, this is man-to-man. This isn't no gay shit!

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on February 20, 2017
Asians, Body parts, Compliments, Guys, Hobos, Illinois, Jobs & Careers, Sexuality

You'd Be Lucky If They Were Only Rapists

Rednecks in pickup truck, driving past bus stop: Hey, pretty girl! Want a ride?
(pretty girl waiting for bus shakes her head, truck moves on)
Pretty girl, to male companion: So, is everyone here just really friendly, or what?
Male companion: No, they're creepy. Don't talk to them.

Highlandtown, Baltimore

Overheard by: tourist

Posted on February 13, 2017
Advice, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Maryland, Offers and requests, Rednecks

…Ginseng, St. John's Wort, Some Gravel from the Driveway, a Lego…

Tattooed guy: I once tried to smoke Aloe vera.

Taste of India
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Posted on February 10, 2017
Default, Guys, Memory lane, Minnesota, Restaurants, Smoking

With a Cool Aussie Accent, You Can Marry Anybody in the U.S.

Schoolboy #1: I hear there's this law in America where if you're a guy you can marry your brother.
Schoolboy #2: That's wrong.
Schoolboy #1: Even if you're a dude!

Adelaide
Australia

Posted on February 8, 2017
Australia, Default, Family ties, Geography, Gossip, Guys, Sexuality, Students

Even Nymphs and Satyrs Need a Day Off, Sir

Man wearing cargo pants, on day before Easter: So what's this foolishness about you guys being closed tomorrow?
YMCA staff member: Apparently, we're celebrating Easter.
Man wearing cargo pants: But you guys are pagan!

Naperville, Illinois

Overheard by: Lauren