How Many Things Are Wrong With This Quote? Show Your Work.

Guy: Ohmigod, you don't look Jewish, I wouldn't have known if you didn't tell me.
Girl: Awww, thanks!
Guy: So what are you doing for the holidays?
Girl: Christmas isn't about Jesus…

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Bernadette

Posted on October 4, 2019
Christianity, Girls, Guys, Holidays, Jesus, Questions, Washington, DC

Isn’t That Cute?

Man, pointing out the window, to his wife: Look, honey, they even have cars!

http://zipster.wordpress.com/2007/08/15/overheard-on-the-plane-as-we-were-landing-in-puerto-vallarta/

Overheard by: The Zipster

Posted on March 20, 2019
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Geography, Holidays, Hubbies, Idiots, North America, Stupidity

And a Fun and Flirty One

Girl, returning from holidays in America: So yeah, I got put in actual jail.
Friend: For drinking on the beach?
Girl: Yup, got the orange jumpsuit and all.
Friend: Did you get to keep it?
Girl: I didn't like to ask, to be honest. Would've been a savage souvenir, though.

UCC Campus
Ireland

Posted on November 10, 2018
Clothes, Clothing, Colleges & Universities, Crimes, Drinking & drunks, Friends, Girls, Holidays, Ireland, Questions

…And a Very Merry Anal-Fisting.

Good looking dude, walking up to friend: Cunnilingus!
Good looking friend: And cunnilingus to you too.

Wits University
Johannesburg
South Africa

Posted on October 7, 2018
Africa, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Guys, Holidays, Licking, Weirdness, Words

Have You Booked the Labor Day Cage-Dancers Yet?

Teenage girl (matter-of-factly): My sister’s friend came over yesterday because it was Memorial Day. You know, because she’s a stripper.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/301034253/if-i-had-a-nickle.html

Overheard by: yeah, that makes total sense…

Posted on September 28, 2018
Default, Family ties, Girls, Holidays, Idiots, Jobs & Careers, Overheard in Minneapolis, Stupidity, Teens

Crazy Like a Bunny

Older woman, picking up a bag of peppermints: I still have candy corn out from Halloween. Is it okay to have peppermints and candy corn out at the same time?
Younger woman: What do I look like, Miss Manners? You've been to my house…you know there's still Easter candy out in my candy dishes. And until that goes, I'm not putting anything else out.
Older woman: Now I understand why your children are crazy.

Grocery Store
Hamilton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Currrly!

Posted on November 1, 2017
Candy, Default, Holidays, Kids, New Jersey, Old folks, Questions, Stores, Women

I Blame Myself for Buying You the Little Pin-striped Suit and Supersoaker

Female: What are you gonna be for Halloween?
Child: Al Capone.
Female: But you're Al Capone every day.

Memphis, Tennessee

Posted on August 18, 2017
Clothes, Clothing, Glad the condom broke, Holidays, Tennessee

Even Nymphs and Satyrs Need a Day Off, Sir

Man wearing cargo pants, on day before Easter: So what's this foolishness about you guys being closed tomorrow?
YMCA staff member: Apparently, we're celebrating Easter.
Man wearing cargo pants: But you guys are pagan!

Naperville, Illinois

Overheard by: Lauren