For the Same Reason the Tampon Ads Spare Us the Gory Details

Older woman, watching Viagra tv commercial: Why don't they ever show the guy from the waist down with a big ol' boner?

Airport
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on July 20, 2015
Airports & flights, Erections, Georgia, Old folks, Penis, Questions, TV shows, Women

You're the Only One Who Can See Me, Anyway.

Old guy to total stranger celebrating birthday: When you're young you can make love to six women at a time, but when you're old you can only make love to three women at a time.
Birthday man: Three women is plenty for me.
Old guy: Don't tell anyone I said that to you.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/288392553/your-secret-is-safe-with-us.html

Overheard by: coco

Posted on July 20, 2015
Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Old folks, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sex, Strangers

We Don’t Overflow with Each Other Anymore

Old lady with husband talking to head usher: We are in Row C, Seats 22 and 23. Ummm… Do you think we could move our seats? It’s just that the lady next to us is rather large, and she is overflowing onto my husband, who is overflowing on to me…

Thousand Islands Play House
Gananoque, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Shmemily

Posted on July 18, 2015
Canadia, Diet & weight, Old folks

As Seen in Douching Miss Daisy

Greenpeace activist to couple walking out of grocery store: Are you guys concerned about our environment?
Elderly couple: Definitely! We recycle, and we take showers together!

Mothers Market
Costa Mesa, California

Overheard by: arie

Posted on July 17, 2015
Bathing, California, Couples, Default, Old folks, People, Questions, Relationships, Stores

Why Does “Mountainous Region” Sound Dirty to Us?

Older man walking: I know we live in a mountainous region, but if we lived in a really mountainous region I’d wear pants.

University of Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: I’d wear pants too…

Posted on July 15, 2015
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Geography, Guys, Massachusetts, Old folks, Weirdness

You Don't Have a Dog, Sir.

Old man: I'll have two scoops of chocolate raspberry truffle in a waffle cone, and a baby cone for my dog. He's the one who made us stop here.

Brusters Ice Cream
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Caylin

Posted on July 5, 2015
Animals, Food, Georgia, Old folks, Stores, Weirdness

Thanks, AA!

Old lady: Nah, he stopped drinking. Now he’s just high on the ecstasy… and a little bit of crack.

57 bus
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/next-stoptobacco.html

Overheard by: pretend I didn’t really hear that

Posted on June 26, 2015
Drugs, Gossip, Old folks, Overheard in Philly

Perhaps a Brandy Snifter Full Of Ocean Water, Then

Old woman at restaurant: What do you have to drink?
Exasperated waitress: Everything except root beer and chocolate milk.

New Brunswick, Canadia

Posted on June 25, 2015
Baristas, Canadia, Clients, Drinking & drunks, Offers and requests, Old folks

Elena's the Most Creative Pimp in Canadia

Oldish Ukrainian woman: How you have babies with hips like this? How you do this? So skinny. Tsk, tsk.
Skinny chick: Huh?
Oldish Ukrainian woman: Here, eat my husband's sausage. He fill you up. Eat! Eat!

Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: not so skinny

Posted on June 18, 2015
Birthing, Canadia, Chicks, Food, Offers and requests, Old folks, Penis, Questions, Skinny people, Weirdness, Women

So Just Staple Your Arm Back on and Quit Complaining

Old man: If you’re having sex twice a day, you don’t need to go to the doctor!

IHOP
Stillwater, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Breanne S.

Posted on June 15, 2015
Oklahoma, Old folks, Philosophy

Old folks