As Friends

White guy: So, is it true that when you die you go to heaven and get forty virgins to do whatever with?
Muslim guy: No, that's wrong. It's heaven: you get as many virgins as you want.

Liberty High School
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Posted on October 7, 2008
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Guys, Questions, Religion, Religious fanatics, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Whiteys

Sometimes My Sphincter Needs a Cheerleader

Construction worker #1: The only time I know you're not talking is when you're smoking or pooping.
Construction worker #2: How do you know I'm not talking when I'm pooping?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/371364146/sometimes-you-have-to-talk-yourself-through-it.html

Overheard by: heard you in the porta-potty

Posted on October 6, 2008
Compare and contrast, Construction workers, Coworkers, Default, Overheard in Minneapolis, Poop, Questions, Time Management, Weirdness

The Pepperoni Phantom Soon Surpassed the Tooth Fairy in Popularity

Punk teen girl to friend: So I was like, “Woah, dude! Who are you? You're awesome!” Because none of us knew him, he just came over and set a pizza down in front of us!

Calgary, Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: um…are you sure he wasn't the waiter?

Posted on October 6, 2008
Canadia, Compliments, Food, Friends, Girls, Punks, Questions, Teens, Weirdness

It's More of a Sashay, Really

Older woman to middle aged man walking a dog: Is that how all dogs walk?
Middle aged man: That's how *this* dog walks.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/362494228/other-dogs-walk-like-that.html

Overheard by: have you never seen a dog walk before?

Posted on October 6, 2008
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Old folks, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Women

Or in the Fantasy That Runs on a Loop in My Head?

Guy asking survey questions to people: So, where are you from again?
Really high guy: Do you mean in real life?

Dorm Lobby
Wyoming

Posted on October 6, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Druggies, Guys, Questions, USA, Weirdness, Words

Bratz Has Everyone Confused

Lady to greeter: Do you have any children's CDs…like for real children?
Greeter: (bewildered look)

Greenville, South Carolina

Posted on October 5, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Music, Offers and requests, Questions, South Carolina, Women, Words

Not the Worst Thing He Could Mean by “The Whacker”

Sunday school teacher (showing picture of Good Shepherd): Who can tell me who this is?
Kid: That's Jesus with the whacker!
Teacher (puzzled): You mean he takes the sheep out for a walk?
Kid (pointing to the shepherd's crook): No, when one of the sheep tries to get away from Jesus, he whacks them with it so they won't go!

http://overheardintheward.blogspot.com/

Posted on October 5, 2008
Default, Jesus, Kids, Other sites, Questions, Religion, Students, Teachers, Violence, Words

I Thought He Was a Colored Guy from Colorado

Human #1: I think he's Indian.
Human #2: Which kind?
Human #1: What do you mean?
Human #2: Where does he come from?
Human #1: Indiana.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/indiana-wants-me.html

Overheard by: robert

Posted on October 3, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Geography, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Stupidity, Words

Now Say That Again While Flexing Your Bicep

Dumb girl: Oh, I love The Flintstones. How do you say “yaba-daba-do” in Portuguese?
Portuguese stud: Yaba-daba-doooooo!
Dumb girl: God, that's awesome! I love Portuguese!

Pasadena, California

Posted on October 2, 2008
California, Default, Feelings, Foreigners, Girls, Language barrier, Questions, Students, Stupidity, TV shows, Words

Well, I Suppose You're Worthy

Waitress: Can I get you something to drink?
Boyfriend: Uh yeah, a Sprite please.
Waitress: Is 7 Up okay?
Boyfriend: Uh…sure.
Waitress: And for you?
Girlfriend: Can I get a Sprite?

New Market
Canadia

Overheard by: meggler

Posted on October 2, 2008
Canadia, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Restaurants, Servers, Stupidity

Questions