Guy #1: I can speak Italian.
Guy #2: How do you say “cheese” in Italian?
Guy #1: Ha! That’s easy, “mozzarella”!
Italian Restaurant
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Chloe
Archive for the ‘Questions’ Category
Do You Need Another Minute to Think about It?
Chick: If you could be friends with any three people, who would they be?
Dude: Hitler, Jesus, and Bill Cosby.
High school
Englewood, Colorado
First Of All, There’s Hardly Any Literacism There.
Elderly man to elderly gaggle: Why’s everyone wasting their time trying to raise money for Africa? Africa’s a wretched country.
Max’s German Restaurant
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Ladle
Is That How You Resolve Things with Your Dad?
Guy #1: Man, I’ve tried everything. I don’t know what to do.
Guy #2: Have you tried sex?
Guy #1: Actually, no…
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
…If It’s Anything Like How They Grow Jelly Donuts.
Girl #1: Oh, it looks like you are registered for the jelly belly factory tour.
Girl #2: Is there anything else? I don’t really care how they grow jelly beans.
Davis, California
Overheard by: PhillyKid
One Of Those Confused Girls Who Gets a “Moth” Tattoo
Young suit #1: So how was that new restaurant you went to?
Young suit #2: It was okay. (points at girl next to him) She had a salad, she liked it. But I don’t eat salads.
Girl (pleased): It tasted like leaves.
Rosslyn, Virginia
I Poop in Little Rock, Arkansas.
Tough guy at urinal: So you live around here?
Tough guy at different urinal: Nope, just pee here.
Grand Rapids, Michigan
Overheard by: Cameron
Tell Anyone, And I’ll Burn You With This Acid Exfoliant
Guy #1: What is that?
Guy #2, holding sunscreen: Oh, it’s sport sunscreen. My mom made bring it.
Guy #3: Dude. Why do you have so many ointments?
Guy #2: The back of my legs get burnt.
Guy #1: You moisturize?
Canada’s Wonderland
Vaughan, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Shan
Hypothetically. If I Had Done It. Which I Didn’t.
Private school girl: Did I tell you what Jane* asked me?
Best friend: No.
Private school girl: She was all like, ‘Did you hook up with a homeless guy?’ and I was all like, ‘No, of course not! Never say that again!‘
Best friend, laughing hard: I can’t believe you did that!
Private school girl: What, hooked up with a homeless guy? It’s not a big deal.
Haight Street
San Francisco, California
Wasn’t That the Title Of a Judy Blume Book?
Young bearded hipster to college girl: They keep telling me anal bleaching is the way to go, but do girls really notice that stuff?
Manhattan, New York
