It's a Prerequisite for Graduation.

Professor: How old are you?
Visiting high school student: Seventeen.
Professor: And you're not married? Well, you've come to the right place!

Freed-Hardeman University
Henderson, Tennessee

Overheard by: Lisa

Posted on June 17, 2015
Age and ageing, Colleges & Universities, Education, Questions, Relationships, Students, Teachers, Tennessee

Yahoo Fetish Groups: “Ahem– “Nobody“?”

Passenger #1: I broke up with my woman because she spends all her money on crack…she crazy.
Passenger #2: Ah, that's no good.
Passenger #1: I know…and pretty soon she gonna run out of money.
Passenger #2: Really?
Passenger #1: Yeah, I told her too many times ain't nobody gonna want a senior citizen as a prostitute.
Passenger #2: Damn.

Greyhound Bus
Montana

Posted on June 16, 2015
Bus, Compare and contrast, Default, Drugs, Guys, Money, Montana, Relationships

What? It’s Not Gay If He’s Dead.

Film buff: What I want is to wake up next to a girl who I can have a great conversation with — someone I really want to talk to. And if I woke up next to Toshiro Mifune, that’d be interesting.

Northcote
Australia

Posted on June 10, 2015
Australia, Guys, Relationships

All the Other Races Do It!

College girl to college guy: So you won't marry me but you'll procreate with me?

Glendale, Wisconsin

Posted on June 9, 2015
Frat boy types, Kids, Parenting, Pregnancy, Questions, Relationships, Sex, Sorority types, Wisconsin

Unless She Gets Knocked Up Again in the Interim

Girl #1: So do you have any friends who are total disasters like us, who would want to go to Vegas that weekend?
Girl #2: I have a friend who's getting an abortion next week.
Girl #1: Oh, good, so she'll be good to go by then.

Bar
Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: Orkide

Posted on June 9, 2015
Abortion, Arizona, Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Questions, Relationships, US Geography

Grandma Was a Master of Disguise

20-something girl to friends: And I was like, he was my first ugly boyfriend and my first kiss, and I was like “grandma!”

Maxwell’s
Cedarburg, Wisconsin

Overheard by: and i was like, what?!

Posted on June 9, 2015
Default, Family ties, Girls, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Memory lane, Relationships, Weirdness, Wisconsin

I Mean, I've Got Room

College girl, yelling at friend: I mean, I hooked up with everyone in Sigma Nu before I was dating him! Why wouldn't I keep hooking up with everyone in Sigma Nu now?

Starbucks
Los Angeles, California

Posted on June 7, 2015
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Girls, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, Students

Man Found Suffocated In Bed

20-something girl: Like, he's such a nice guy…I don't even suck in my gut when we're lying next to each other in bed anymore.
Friend: Aww…that's true love.

Yorkville
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on June 4, 2015
Canadia, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Relationships, Sexuality

Hey, You’re the Experienced Pet-Sitter!

Cashier on cell phone: I mean… What’s the problem? Ejaculating? Is he ejaculating too much or too little? Which is the problem?

Shoprite
New Jersey

Overheard by: allison

Posted on June 4, 2015
Cum, Default, Employees, Etiquette, Gripes, New Jersey, On the phone, Questions, Relationships, Stores

Is That How They Get There?

Dirty casanova: So, I’m going out with Sarah, and when she leaves Montreal I’m going out with Sarah… The other one. I don’t put all my eggs in one Sarah.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/10/easter-bunny-i-know-exactly-what-you-mean/

Posted on November 30, 2014
Creepsters, Overheard at McGill, Relationships

Relationships