All the Other Races Do It!

College girl to college guy: So you won't marry me but you'll procreate with me?

Glendale, Wisconsin

Posted on June 9, 2015
Frat boy types, Kids, Parenting, Pregnancy, Questions, Relationships, Sex, Sorority types, Wisconsin

Unless She Gets Knocked Up Again in the Interim

Girl #1: So do you have any friends who are total disasters like us, who would want to go to Vegas that weekend?
Girl #2: I have a friend who's getting an abortion next week.
Girl #1: Oh, good, so she'll be good to go by then.

Bar
Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: Orkide

Posted on June 9, 2015
Abortion, Arizona, Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Questions, Relationships, US Geography

Grandma Was a Master of Disguise

20-something girl to friends: And I was like, he was my first ugly boyfriend and my first kiss, and I was like “grandma!”

Maxwell’s
Cedarburg, Wisconsin

Overheard by: and i was like, what?!

Posted on June 9, 2015
Default, Family ties, Girls, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Memory lane, Relationships, Weirdness, Wisconsin

I Mean, I've Got Room

College girl, yelling at friend: I mean, I hooked up with everyone in Sigma Nu before I was dating him! Why wouldn't I keep hooking up with everyone in Sigma Nu now?

Starbucks
Los Angeles, California

Posted on June 7, 2015
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Girls, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, Students

Man Found Suffocated In Bed

20-something girl: Like, he's such a nice guy…I don't even suck in my gut when we're lying next to each other in bed anymore.
Friend: Aww…that's true love.

Yorkville
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on June 4, 2015
Canadia, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Relationships, Sexuality

Hey, You’re the Experienced Pet-Sitter!

Cashier on cell phone: I mean… What’s the problem? Ejaculating? Is he ejaculating too much or too little? Which is the problem?

Shoprite
New Jersey

Overheard by: allison

Posted on June 4, 2015
Cum, Default, Employees, Etiquette, Gripes, New Jersey, On the phone, Questions, Relationships, Stores

Is That How They Get There?

Dirty casanova: So, I’m going out with Sarah, and when she leaves Montreal I’m going out with Sarah… The other one. I don’t put all my eggs in one Sarah.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/10/easter-bunny-i-know-exactly-what-you-mean/

Posted on November 30, 2014
Creepsters, Overheard at McGill, Relationships

Just Don’t Begin the Conversations with “I’m Naked and Wet”

Woman on cell: I just asked how’s he doing and he actually told me that he’s getting hard just talking to me. [Pause.] Well, what do you think I would say? “Oh ,that’s nice”!? Hell no! I said: “Oh crap! Sorry, I have another call, gotta go”. Yeah, that was definitely odd. Remind me never to be nice and try calling my exes again.

Florida

Posted on November 30, 2014
Compare and contrast, Etiquette, Feelings, Florida, Offers and requests, On the phone, Penis, Relationships, Sexuality, Women

…But Only If They're the Horny Type.

Wise eight-year-old boy to brother: Getting a girlfriend is the easy part. But you have to know how to keep them.
Attentive six-year-old: How do you get them to stay?
Wise eight-year-old: You have to find out what kind of food they like to eat. And give them a plastic unicorn.

Nature Park
Tampa, Florida

Posted on November 26, 2014
Advice, Compare and contrast, Florida, Food, Kids, Questions, Relationships, Siblings

Just about Thingamajiggies and Doodads

Sorostitute on cell: Like, I don’t know, we hook up every now and then, and we talk… But, like, not about stuff.

Johns Hopkins University
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: LabCat

Posted on November 24, 2014
Gossip, Maryland, Relationships, Sorority types

Relationships