It's All Fun and Games 'til Somebody Pokes a Baby Out

Loud eighth grader: Michael's such a douche, all he wants to do is get in my pants.
Even louder teacher: You're in eighth grade, you shouldn't be letting anybody in your pants!

Potomac, Maryland

Overheard by: Math is my new favorite subject…

Posted on March 8, 2022
Advice, Clothes, Education, Insults, Maryland, Sex, Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Wishes

Consider Your Face Sucked

Boyfriend: If we were in person right now, I would totally suck your face right now.
Girlfriend: We *are* in person.
Boyfriend: Oh, yeah.
(they walk on casually)

Memorial City Mall
Houston, Texas

Posted on March 6, 2022
Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Malls, Sexuality, Stupidity, Texas, Words

If You Want Sex from the Girl's Perspective, Consider Prison

Teenage boy to teenage girl: I wish I could get in the car with lesbians… Wait, no, I don't.

Tinton Falls, New Jersey

Posted on March 6, 2022
New Jersey, Sexuality, Teens, Weirdness, Wishes

If Your Eyes Are Closed, I Assume You’re Imagining Another Professor

Professor: I try to say the word “sex” at least two or three times a class to wake people up.

http://www.overheardatumbc.com

Posted on March 5, 2022
Education, Overheard at UMBC, Sensory experiences, Sexuality, Teachers, Words

Oh, Learn How to Spell.

Adult male to adult female and teen: You know what I told her? I says “you're a cunt, with a capital K.”

Outside Skateboard Shop
Chattanooga, Tennessee

Posted on March 4, 2022
Default, Guys, Insults, Questions, Sexuality, Stores, Tennessee, Words

It Concerns Me When You Talk About Yourself in the Third Person, Mrs. Smith

Old teacher, about middle school student: Johnny’s fine until he has an audience. Then he gets all gang-bangy and tries to screw Mrs. Smith.
Young teacher: Please don’t ever say that again.

Restaurant
Redlands, California