Dumb blonde: Like that time we were at that party, and everyone was naked, and it was a surprise party!
State College, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: I bet it was a surprise, all right…
Dumb blonde: Like that time we were at that party, and everyone was naked, and it was a surprise party!
State College, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: I bet it was a surprise, all right…
Teenage boy surrounded by girls: So, do you guys play the penis game?
(awkward silence)
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/353024427/thats-a-pick-up-line-that-will-serve-him-well-for-years.html
Overheard by: no, I don't
Girl #1: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl #2: No! I’m not gay!
Auckland
New Zealand
Overheard by: Louise
Guy #1: Dude, how do you blow smoke rings!
Guy #2 jokingly: It is the same as sucking dick.
Guy #1: Oh, okay! (blows smoke rings effortlessly)
Guy #2: Do you need to tell me something, man?
Hookah Bar
Colorado Springs, Colorado
English professor: “My wife, Bob, is pregnant.” Polygamy, pregnant men, gay marriage–it's got it all!
University of Rock County
Wisconsin
Overheard by: Aku
Guy: Well, it all started during the week that I was cross-dressing…
Leeds
England
Overheard by: Paul
Girl #1: You are definitely sluttier than I am!
Girl #2: No way. You are!
Girl #1: You are sleeping with two guys!
Girl #2: You sleep with guys and don’t call them back…ever.
Girl #1: Is that slutty?
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/25/1-800-big-slut/
Overheard by: cybertheque
Mr. Hon, hanging on car door: Hon! Tell mom here exactly where that swingers' club is, that I took you to on your birthday.
(wife says something unintelligible as she walks down path towards car)
Mom, sitting in car: Oh! That's where I used to buy ice cream when I was a little kid!
Public Pond
Kettering, Ohio
