You Have the Hairbrushes, Right?

Girl, wearing leather pants and high heels, pushing a cart containing D batteries, duct tape, and huge bag of rice, on cell: I don’t know why he’s so smug, I told him what I would do to him if I caught him again. [pause] Okay, well I’ve almost got everything I need, I’ll be right over.

Wal-Mart
Lufkin, Texas

Overheard by: wtf?

Posted on July 2, 2019
Bimbettes, Girls, On the phone, Relationships, Shopping, Stores, Texas, Threats

While You Live in My House, You'll Share My Ignorance

Whining toddler: Mommy, I want that book!
Yelling mother: You can't read!

Dalton Booksellers
Jefferson Valley, New York

Posted on May 19, 2019
Books, Default, Family ties, Kids, Moms, New York, Offers and requests, Stores, Women

You Told Me That Was Medicine!

Kid: I wish I was as fat as you, mummy.
Mother: Mummy should not have had that ice cream.

GAP Fitting Room
Tunbridge Wells
England

Overheard by: Jim Giraffe

Posted on May 11, 2019
Default, England, Family ties, Food, Kids, Moms, Stores, Wishes, Women

I Wonder If the Hospital Would Give Me a Discount If I Produced in Bulk

Black woman, to friend: I love Costco. It makes me like, want to have five kids.

Costco
King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Posted on May 8, 2019
Default, Feelings, Friends, Gender issues, Offspring, Pennsylvania, Shopping, Stores, Wishes, Women

…Full Of Heroin?

Middle-aged black woman to husband: Baby, you remember that time I shot you?

CVS
Indianapolis, Indiana

Posted on April 29, 2019
Crimes, Default, Hubbies, Memory lane, Questions, Relationships, Stores, Thugs, Violence, Women

You Never Did That When We Were Together, Either

Young guy on cell: You got a bikini wax?… Really?… How come you never did that when we were together?… Oh, so you’re a woman now?

7-Eleven
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia

Posted on April 24, 2019
Canadia, Default, Gender issues, Guys, Hair, On the phone, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality, Stores, Weirdness

The Lipstick Kind, at Least?

Size 4 girl #1: I love H&M but it makes me feel so fat. I have to wear a size 6 or 8 when I shop here.
Size 4 girl #2: Yeah, and that vest makes you look like a lesbian.

H&M
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on March 28, 2019
Beauty, Body parts, Clothes, Clothing, Default, Diet & weight, Friends, Girls, Gripes, Illinois, Sexuality, Shopping, Stores

And Don’t Even Get Me Started on This Banana Lamp

[Two 18-year-old girls are browsing a table full of random items for sale at a Christian thrift store at a local church.]Girl #1: This candle holder would probably feel great inside my pussy.
Girl #2, barely startled: Haha. Yeah.
Girl #1: Ooh, this shirt is nice!

Gothenburg
Sweden

Overheard by: Donny Boots