Adorable professor, winking: See, now, it would be just like I came on Beth* and then winked at her.
Haverford College
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/you-keep-using-that-phrase-i-do-not.html
Overheard by: not beth
Adorable professor, winking: See, now, it would be just like I came on Beth* and then winked at her.
Haverford College
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/you-keep-using-that-phrase-i-do-not.html
Overheard by: not beth
Professor, talking about his eight-year-old son: Don't invest in anything that eats.
Rutgers University
New Jersey
Professor: Oh, today is Johnny Cash’s birthday… In case you need a reason to drink.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/
Overheard by:
Professor: I'm afraid of being afraid, and so, I am afraid.
San Diego, California
Lecturer: I don't know, a horny Frenchman made this up.
Chemistry Lecture
University of Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: laura
Teacher, explaining sign up sheet: So, where it says “What are your plans?” You need to just put something like “Doctor,” “lawyer,” etc.
Blonde in back, whispering to girl next to her: Girl, I'm putting down “stripper,” then all of my classes will be in the humanities building!
College Orientation
Washington State Community College
Professor: Please write legibly. If I had wanted to go blind, I would have masturbated to excess as a child.
University of Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts
Math teacher: Use the ratio test if you can expect to cancel out many many factors, like a happy schizophrenic child flailing his factor-canceling-crowbar.
Philippines
Art professor: Say goodbye to sex and violence and hello to boring allegories.
KSU
Manhattan, Kansas
Professor: America has a terrible problem with nipples.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/434095649/lets-just-get-rid-of-them.html
Overheard by: tru dat?
