You Don't Have a Dog, Sir.

Old man: I'll have two scoops of chocolate raspberry truffle in a waffle cone, and a baby cone for my dog. He's the one who made us stop here.

Brusters Ice Cream
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Caylin

Posted on July 5, 2015
Animals, Food, Georgia, Old folks, Stores, Weirdness

…They Turned Him Into a Wind Instrument!

Hipster guy to two girls with horrified looks on their faces: So it had been like a zit or a boil when he was seventeen, but because it never got treated… There was, like, a tunnel, and then… (passes out of earshot)

The Danforth
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: wondering what the hell came after the tunnel

Posted on July 5, 2015
Age and ageing, Canadia, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Hipsters, Weirdness

I Recycled Your Sister Without Batting an Eye

Little girl: You don’t like me!
Mother: If I didn’t like you, I’d throw you in the dumpster.

North Branford, Connecticut

Posted on July 5, 2015
Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Default, Feelings, Girls, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Threats, Weirdness

Is It Wrong That We Kinda Do?

Drunk girl: So, I wrote a folk song about Christopher Reeves. Post-paralysis, pre-death. So, it's not quite as depressing. Wanna hear it?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/417247759/sign-me-up-2.html

Overheard by: uhhh yes

Posted on July 5, 2015
Drunks, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Minneapolis, Singing, Weirdness

Who Needs LSD When You've Got This Quote?

YMCA guy #1: People seem generally smaller to me.
YMCA guy #2: Hmmm.
YMCA guy #1: I dunno, people just seem smaller. I feel like I could walk up to anyone and smash them in the face. But I am really predatory. I wish it was the middle ages, I would be all, “I?m the Goverrnator!”
Elvis impersonator, swinging his hips: John Edwards got nothing on me!

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Posted on July 5, 2015
Guys, Louisiana, Violence, Weirdness, Wishes, YMCA

The Artistic Temperament, You Know

College chick #1: Where are we going?
College chick #2: I think he just draws stuff and has freaky sex…

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on July 4, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, New York, Questions, Sex, Sorority types, Weirdness

…So No Standards Apply to You

Black professor to black student: So I hold you to a different standard than the white students. (to white student) Except for you. Because you're from Michigan.

www.overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: Overheard at Yale

Posted on July 4, 2015
Black people, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Overheard at Yale, Race, Students, Teachers, Weirdness, Whiteys

If Nothing Else, Straight Dudes Know How to Potty.

Angry guy: No! We're going to go to the fucking pisser, and then we're going to leave!
(both start towards the bathroom).
Friend: Wait, I don't have to piss, why am I coming with you?
Angry guy: Fuck you, man!
Friend: Seriously, why do you fucking need my help?

Medford, Oregon

Posted on July 3, 2015
Default, Friends, Guys, Offers and requests, Oregon, Pee, Questions, Weirdness

Last Time I Use Flammable Lube

Man on phone: So I took my dick out of her ass and started smoking a cigarette… What else was I supposed to do?

Subway
New York City, New York

Posted on July 3, 2015
Backdoor, Default, Guys, New York, On the phone, Penis, Questions, Smoking, Train, Weirdness

Why New Zealand Girls Wear Monacles: Explained

Blonde girl #1: I really want those silver shoes from Moochi Lane. You know, those pointy ones? Even though they look a little weird.
Blonde girl #2: They look like crazy tuxedo man shoes. You know? Like those shoes that Mr Peanut wears…crazy tuxedo man shoes.
Blonde girl #1: Oh my god, they totally do!

Wellington
New Zealand

Overheard by: Felicity

Posted on July 3, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, New Zealand, Shoes, Weirdness, Wishes

Weirdness