Assume It's a Craft Project and Go on With Your Life

Girl on cell: Well, Kristy's brain was there, so that's good, but all the other brains were gone. Plus the whole bucket of eyes!

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on October 17, 2008
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, On the phone, Virginia, Weirdness

When “Come Here Often?” Just Isn't Special Enough

Awkward girl: Are you an organ donor?
Uninterested guy: No.
Awkward girl: You should donate your skin. It's nice. Non-cancerous.
Uninterested guy: I'm good.
Awkward girl: Oh. So what's up with guys always having to spread their seed?

BART Train
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Grace

Posted on October 16, 2008
Advice, Default, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Questions, San Francisco, Train, Weirdness

The Training Begins in the Womb

Drunk guy: Excuse me assholes, pregnant woman coming through.
Drunk pregnant wife: I fell down the stairs yesterday, my baby is like one of the warriors from 300.

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: MN

Posted on October 15, 2008
Couples, Default, Drunks, Georgia, Guys, Insults, Movies, Preggers, Pregnancy, Weirdness, Women

…Who Never Invite Me to Your Parties

Professor, discussing the concept of virtue in literature: Today, when you hear the word “virtue”, you just kind of laugh. And that's because your souls are all festering masses of corruption.

Literary Theory Class
Ottawa
Canadia

Overheard by: Reb

Posted on October 14, 2008
Canadia, Class, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

David Hasselhoff Preps for His Next Audition

Guy on urinal on the phone: Yeah, let slip the dogs of war…protein. No truer words have ever been spoken…Shakespeare didn't know shit… (farts loudly) Fuck! (farts again) Fuck. Energy drinks…I'm outta here.

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia