And Then I'll Have to French-Kiss You, in a “Thank-You-for-Smacking-Me” Kind Of Way

Marine #1, on plane: Since you got the window seat, I might lean my head on your shoulder for part of this flight. Not in a gay way, more in a I'm-tired-and-want-to-lean-my-head-on-something kind of way.
Marine #2: Alright, but I might have to smack you. Not in an I-hate-you kind of way, more in a get-your-head-off-my-damn-shoulder kind of way.

Airplane
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on September 4, 2009
Airports & flights, Body parts, Georgia, Military, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Threats, Weirdness, Wishes

You Bring the Earl Grey, I'll Bring the Bitches

Hispanic guy to large white guy: Maybe we can catch the rest of What Not to Wear, man!

Austin, Texas

Posted on September 3, 2009
Fat people, Latinos, Texas, TV shows, Weirdness, Whiteys, Wishes

Your Editors' Verdict: Shower Yes, Loofah No

20-something chick on cell: Hello? Seriously? It smelled like your balls last time you used it! (pause) Okay, I guess, make sure you rinse out that motherfucker! You too, bye.
Friend: What was that about?
20-something chick: My boyfriend wants to use my shower, and my loofah.
Friend: Oh.

San Antonio, Texas

Posted on September 1, 2009
Balls, Bathing, Chicks, Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Friends, Insults, On the phone, Questions, Sensory experiences, Texas, Weirdness, Wishes

Um, Willingly?

Chick to makeup artist: I want you to make me look like someone who just lost their virginity.

MAC Store
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on August 30, 2009
Canadia, Chicks, Guys, Stores, Virginity, Wishes

What If It's an Acquired Taste?

Woman #1: Hey, check this out.
Woman #2: What? Gross! Is that bacon? Is there really bacon in there?
Woman #1: Looks like it.
Cashier: I haven't personally tried it, but everyone who has says it's really good.
Woman #1: I bet it is!
Woman #2: No way. I mean… that's just too weird. Bacon? In chocolate? That's almost like bisexuality: I want to try it, but, I don't.

San Francisco, California

Posted on August 28, 2009
Compare and contrast, Employees, Food, San Francisco, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

You Think They're Gay?

Girl drinking outside: It's just, like, I pay rent to live here, I don't want his semen and her little vagina juices everywhere!
Guy drinking outside: I don't think those guys walking by wanted to hear that.

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Guy walking by

Posted on August 20, 2009
Cum, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Money, Vagina, Weirdness, Wishes

I Could Always Force You to Sit through The Bucket List Again

Pretty blonde snuggling with Asian boyfriend: Honey, I'm sorry I was so crazy earlier.
Asian boyfriend: It's okay, sweetie, but I am going to have to punish you when we get home.
Pretty blonde, smiling: A spanking?
Asian boyfriend, kissing her forehead: Whatever you want, sweetie.

Las Vegas, Nevada