Or, Put More Eloquently, “What What (In the Butt)?”

Woman on toilet: What the fuck is going on with my ass?

Medford, Massachusetts

Posted on March 12, 2016
Ass, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Poop, Questions, Restroom, Women

Any Excuse to Put Fruit on Your Bottom

Early 20-something woman on cell with boyfriend: I would love to dress you up as yogurt!

Potomac, Maryland

Overheard by: Nic

Posted on March 6, 2016
Default, Food, Maryland, On the phone, Roleplay, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

I'm Like, “Good Boy, Cujo!”

Loud woman on cell: I mean I know he was seriously injured–he had a few fractures and sprains and he hurt his neck and back… But hey, that's what you get when you take too many shots and fall backwards down a flight of stairs because you tripped over your neighbor's dog… I'm so glad we won this case!

MBTA Train
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on March 5, 2016
Animals, Body parts, Default, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, On the phone, Train, Women

And Such Small Portions!

50-something woman: Fine by me! How much cocaine can you even buy for $180 bucks? Probably only, like, a gram. (long pause) Ya know, that's the problem with drugs these days. They are so expensive.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/362458562/oh-and-they-kill.html

Overheard by: her niece

Posted on February 29, 2016
Drugs, Money, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Women

Let’s Hope English Isn’t Her First Language and Move On

Old lady speaking to granddaughter: What exactly is a handjob?

Huddersfield
England

Overheard by: your how old and you don’t know what?

Posted on February 22, 2016
Euphemisms, Family, Masturbation, Old folks, Questions, UK, Women, Words

Pity Hillary and Obama Can't Be Civil

Lady, bumping into man: What? You're so in a rush you have to knock me down?!
Man: Sorry, I was gonna ask you the same thing.
Lady: Watch where you're going!
Man: Please leave me alone!
Lady: No! You leave me alone!

Metro
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Jim

Posted on February 21, 2016
Default, Gripes, Guys, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions, Washington, DC, Women

Dental Orgasms Are the Norm in Canadia

Kindly older woman on cell: No, no, no, ask him to be gentle, tell him it's your first time…it's beautiful. You're going to love it, Caroline. Okay, love you! Bye!

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: Emma Middleton

Posted on February 15, 2016
Advice, Canadia, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Offers and requests, Old folks, Women

We're Imagining Jackie Warner from Work Out

Woman walking out of men's barber shop to friend: I can't believe they wouldn't cut my hair. I'm a lesbian! That makes me a man.

Brisbane
Australia

Posted on February 9, 2016
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Hair, Sexuality, Women

Now My Batman Costume Just Looks Silly

(elastic snapping sound)
Woman in stall: And that was the sound of my outside panties!

Bathroom, Dive Bar
Ohio

Overheard by: Monika

Posted on February 7, 2016
Bars & Clubs, Default, Ohio, Restroom, Sensory experiences, Undies, Weirdness, Women

See My Rattail?

Man at bar: What do you girls do for a living?
Attractive women: We’re in sales, you?
Man: You’re in sales? I think you need a career change.
Women: I’m sorry, what do you do?
Man: I’m with the carnival.

Country Bar
Fort Worth, Texas

Posted on January 30, 2016
Advice, Chicks, Default, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Questions, Restaurants, Strangers, Texas, Weirdness, Women