What Passes for Foreplay in Utah

Bored woman on cell: Wow, you have a lot of potatoes.

Airport
Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: … What?!

Posted on September 8, 2017
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Utah, Weirdness, Women

Was Alvin and the Chipmunks Banned in Canadia?

Lady #1: So we have these squirrels in our backyard, and I don't know if the rabbits got to them or what, but they don't have any tails, just these stubs.
Lady #2: (laughs loudly)

Union Station
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on August 16, 2017
Animals, Body parts, Canadia, Violence, Women

Women Have Biological Clocks; Men Have Pop-up Timers

Woman #1: In all seriousness, given the choice, I don't know whether I'd prefer to be male or female.
Woman #2: It'd be really nice not to have cramps.
Woman #1: Yeah, and bleeding in public can be embarrassing, but perhaps less embarrassing than having things “pop up” unexpectedly.

Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Angelica Burns

Posted on August 1, 2017
California, Compare and contrast, Gender issues, Maladies, Penis, Women

Either Way, Your Old Life Is Over

Woman: I imagine that finding out you have a tumor is very much like finding out you're pregnant.

Los Angeles, California

Posted on July 28, 2017
California, Compare and contrast, Health & Hygiene, Maladies, Stupidity, Women

And Almost As Many Holes As Most Political Speeches

Old lady: Look at that cheese–such a pretty color! Like one of Hillary Clinton's pantsuits.

Santa Rita Cantina
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Katie

Posted on June 24, 2017
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Food, Old folks, Politics, Restaurants, Sensory experiences, Texas, Women

From Your Belly Button and You: A User’s Guide

Woman to friend: You just lift up your shirt, look down, and there it is.

St. Catharine’s
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: J Menz

Posted on June 21, 2017
Advice, Body parts, Canadia, Clothes, Default, Idiots, Stupidity, Women

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Tree

Woman at Origins of the universe sequence at screening of The Tree of Life: We should have seen Bridesmaids.
Companion: Shut up!

Brisbane
Australia

Posted on June 4, 2017
Australia, Feelings, Leisure, Movies, Women

Let's Just Say His Istanbul Couldn't Constantinople

Woman: I've only been to Turkey once, to visit my boyfriend.
Turkish woman: That's far. He must be very good in bed.
Woman: We're not together anymore. I'll leave it at that.

Eastern Market
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Intern

Posted on May 12, 2017
Default, Foreigners, Geography, Relationships, Sex, Washington, DC, Women

…To Paraphrase Nietzsche

White trash woman on cell: Yeah, she OD'ed, right? I just got out of jail for murder. “Your mom died of overdose” is what she told her. You need to stop telling people all this, I could get locked up for a long time. You told Heather and everybody, she knew all about what I did. But…I don't know, she said to call her. She's at her house, I guess. Look, you don't do shitty things to people that are there for you, you do shitty things to people that are not there for you.

Computer Science Department
Ohio State University

Overheard by: Now Heather and I are both in on the secret

Posted on May 11, 2017
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Crimes, Default, Drugs, Family ties, Fears, Offers and requests, Ohio, On the phone, Weirdness, Women

Thanks, Gossip Girl!

Woman to friends: Who would have know that shaving my pubes wouldn't get rid of pubic lice?

Chipotle
Towson, Maryland

Posted on April 10, 2017
Animals, Body parts, Default, Health & Hygiene, Maryland, Questions, Restaurants, Women