Woman in line at the bank: I am thinking about leaving him. All he does is lie to me!
Friend: Oh? Lie about what?
Woman: Well, yesterday he bought me some of that Nutella spread? He said it was chocolate, but I know for a fact that it's hazelnut!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Woman screaming into phone: You need to chill the fuck out!
San Francisco, California
Exasperated-sounding woman to small child: If you're not gonna cry properly, then don't cry at all.
http://www.violaraptor.co.uk/2006/07/quotebook-2006/
Overheard by: Raptor
Fashionable, ditzy young woman at cheese counter: A lot of girls cheat on their taxes because they just don't know how to do them.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/413265171/if-by-a-lot-you-mean-you-then-yes.html
Overheard by: dismayed feminist
Respectable, middle-aged woman: I have considered becoming an alcoholic.
Devon
England
Overheard by: Jess
Little old lady: I’m not a Pina Colada type. Give me a Coors Light and a nice doobie and I’m good.
Women’s Gym
Studio City, California
Overheard by: urzzz
Black woman to child: You just mama's little white boy, aren't you? Yes you are!
Passing Hispanic woman: Is he really white?
Wal-Mart Parking Lot
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Walk By Faster
Young woman on cell: I kiss my grandpa on the mouth, have I made out with him?
Palo Alto, California
Woman to girl: What exactly is a zombie? My son wants to know. Is it like a ghost?
Girl: A zombie is the living dead. A ghost is just a spirit, while a zombie is the dead body.
Woman: Like Michael Jackson?
Girl: Yes, like Michael Jackson.
Yarmouth, Maine
Overheard by: Jade
