And Stop Slouching. You Know Who You Are

Flight attendant: Please refrain from smoking for the rest of your life.

Flight over Denver, Colorado

Posted on November 30, 2015
Advice, Airports & flights, Colorado, Default, Flight attendants, Health & Hygiene, Offers and requests, Smoking

America, Encapsulated

Fat guy: (moans)
Woman: You alright?
Fat guy: I just feel…
Woman: Yeah?
Fat guy: I feel fat this morning.
Woman: Well, you shoulda eaten something. You should eat more!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/358900004/youre-not-helping-2.html

Overheard by: orly.

Posted on November 25, 2015
Advice, Default, Diet & weight, Fat people, Feelings, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Women

And a Bridge Under It

Man in line: They should build a tunnel over the Elizabeth River.

Portsmouth, Virginia

Overheard by: the fly on the wall

Posted on November 7, 2015
Advice, Idiots, Stupidity, Virginia

Why Do They Let Great White Sharks Shop Here?

Mum to small son: Stay with mummy or someone might take you.
Son, very excitedly: And eat me?

Target
Australia

Posted on October 30, 2015
Advice, Australia, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Weirdness

NewsFlash: Cultural References from 1998 Finally Reach Missouri

Flight attendant: Fasten your seatbelt low and tight around your waist, like Britney Spears' pants.

Airplane
St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on October 26, 2015
About celebrities, Advice, Airports & flights, Body parts, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Flight attendants, Missouri, Offers and requests

Yes, the Naked Guy in the Back –Question?

Professor: If you want to get drunk and run around your house naked in your free time that’s your own business, but you’re not going to do that at work when you’re in public.

Metropolitan State College of Denver
Denver, Colorado

Posted on October 20, 2015
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Drinking & drunks, Education, Etiquette, Teachers, Wishes

You Can Feel Their Effects for Thousands of Years

Freshman: Are Arby’s sandwiches any good?
Junior: Arby’s sandwiches are Jesus Christ!

Gilbert High School
Gilbert, Arizona

Posted on October 6, 2015
Advice, Arizona, Compare and contrast, Food, Jesus, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teens

Stacy London Was a Challenging Kid to Raise

Woman to husband: Honey, do you think this would be a good fall coat for me?
Five-year-old daughter: It looks like an old-fashioned coat.
Woman: I knew you were gonna say that!
Five-year-old: A young lady like you shouldn't wear such an old-fashioned coat!

Target
Allen Park, Michigan