Worst. Condom Ad. Ever.

Woman on cell: Make sure you put it in a baggie so it doesn't get cooties everywhere. You know.

Back Bay Station
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on January 7, 2009
Advice, Condoms, Default, Massachusetts, Public transportation, STDs, Women

So in This Case, It's Acceptable

Female passerby: Unless you can see an arm dangling out of her vagina, you should never ask a woman if she's pregnant!

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Renizzle

Posted on January 6, 2009
Advice, Body parts, Default, Oklahoma, Questions, Vagina, Women

Do You Remember Half the People You've Slept With, Ashley? I Rest My Case

Father: I read a report where they have linked promiscuity to Alzheimer's.
20-something daughter: Don't be jealous, dad.

Sydney
Australia

Posted on December 28, 2008
Advice, Australia, Dads, Default, Feelings, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Sexuality

I'm Talking to You, Mary Todd Lincoln

Tour guide: Be sure to stay with the group. The rats are very large and can sense weakness within the herd. (gives hard look to four old women)

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Julia

Posted on December 26, 2008
Advice, Animals, Default, Employees, Sensory experiences, Threats, Washington

That's When the Real Fun Begins

Frat boy to others: So you masturbate in a cup, right? Then you freeze it, and in the morning mix it with your protein powder.

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Overheard by: red

Posted on December 25, 2008
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Cum, Default, Food, Frat boy types, Masturbation, Virginia, Weirdness

Let's See If She'll Be Trying with You After This

Cute chick in line: Oh! I want Haribo gummi bears! I need a snack to study effectively. There are lots of things I don't do effectively without snacking.
Boyfriend: Maybe you should try snacking next time we have sex. You know, maybe a little popcorn…a candy bar…
Cute chick: Are you saying my sex isn't effective? Well, maybe there won't be a next time.
Boyfriend: You know, you're not responding very well to constructive criticism. The solution is to keep trying, not to give up.

CVS
University City, Philadelphia

Overheard by: justtryingtowaitinline

Posted on December 20, 2008
Advice, Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Education, Girls, Guys, Insults, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, Stores, Wishes

Eh, My Sister Does the Same Thing

Biology professor: And don't play frisbee with a beluga whale. They've been known to masturbate with them.

University of Mississippi

Posted on December 19, 2008
Advice, Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Masturbation, Mississippi, Teachers, Weirdness

Whereas the Middle Ages Were More Like Getting Ear-Fucked Repeatedly

Girl on train helping her friend study: Think of a baby crawling back into the vagina and popping out again. That's the renaissance.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Sitting in front of them for an hour on the train

Posted on December 15, 2008
Advice, Birthing, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, History, Illinois, Train, Weirdness

Unless You're Prepared to Teach the Rest of Us to Plié

Construction worker #1, with southern drawl, on speakerphone: Yeah, then we all woke up wearing leotards. Looked like goddamn ballerinas.
Construction worker #2: I don't think I'd tell that story.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/10/men-men-men-manly-men-men-men.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on November 22, 2008
Advice, Clothing, Compare and contrast, Construction workers, Coworkers, Default, Eavesdrop DC

Like, on Our Spouses or What?

Foreign professor: If I would be you, I would cheat.

Western Kentucky University

Posted on November 18, 2008
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Foreigners, Kentucky, Teachers

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