The Man Probably Needs His Bran, Honey

Daughter: Why did you pick up that man's cereal, dad?
Dad: Because he dropped it, sweetie.
Daughter: Oh, is it because he's old?

Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Kara

Posted on June 23, 2015
Age and ageing, Canadia, Dads, Food, Girls, Questions

It’s No Country for Old Women, Either

Middle aged woman to another: It’s not the hot flashes that are so bad… It’s the depression.

BeauJo’s
Ft. Collins, Colorado

Overheard by: always listening

Posted on June 21, 2015
Age and ageing, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Happiness, Ladies who lunch, Mental illnesses, Restaurants, Women

But This Place Doesn't Sell Rolling Paper

Teenage girl: How about a duke shot glass?
Friend: How old is your brother?
Teenage girl: 12.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/448950327/youre-good-at-this.html

Overheard by: start em young

Posted on June 20, 2015
Age and ageing, Drinking & drunks, Family ties, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis

Wasn't This a Steven Spielberg Movie?

Lady on the bus: So I was 17 and pregnant! He was a Nazi extremist, but a very nice man. Very charming. I was rebellous (sic) as a teenager. Very rebellous. But now I'm old-fashioned, and I've got lots of morals.

Wellington
New Zealand

Overheard by: dominic

Posted on June 19, 2015
Age and ageing, Bus, Character, New Zealand, Politics, Pregnancy, Weirdness, Women, Words

It's a Prerequisite for Graduation.

Professor: How old are you?
Visiting high school student: Seventeen.
Professor: And you're not married? Well, you've come to the right place!

Freed-Hardeman University
Henderson, Tennessee

Overheard by: Lisa

Posted on June 17, 2015
Age and ageing, Colleges & Universities, Education, Questions, Relationships, Students, Teachers, Tennessee

Even If I Am Wearing Pull-Ups Like a Big Boy

20-something guy on phone: Then I went to McDonald's and they said that I'm too old. I'm not too old! I can go to Chuck E. Cheese if I want! I'm not too old. Just so long as I can have fun. I'm not too old…

Montclair, New Jersey

Overheard by: Just minding my own business as usual.

Posted on June 10, 2015
Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Guys, New Jersey

Jason's Pick-Up Strategy Is Full Of Holes

Drunk frat boy, yelling to group: Is it someone's birthday?
Cute girl: Yeah! Mine!
Drunk frat boy: How old are you? 19?
Girl: 22.
Drunk frat boy: Oh, I was confused. I was wondering how you could have gotten so drunk if you were 19.
Girl: We're not drunk.
Drunk frat boy: Oh. Well, we are!

Mini Golf Course
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Posted on June 8, 2015
Age and ageing, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Frat boy types, Girls, Minnesota, Questions, Stupidity

I Need Mine To Sign Contracts!

Professor: I'm still on the search for a contortionist, by the way.
Student #1: Aren't all contortionists like really young?
Professor: Are they?
Student #2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure the oldest contortionist is like, 15. Their flexibility has something to do with their age.
Professor: Well, what good would an underage contortionist be?

University of Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: an incredibly amused student

Posted on December 6, 2014
Age and ageing, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Offers and requests, Questions, Students, Teachers

If You'd Like Further Proof Of Age, I'll Give You a Rant About the Price Of Orange Juice

Guy about to buy beer: ID? ID? I'm 56-motherfucking-years-old! I don't need no ID! (reaches into cart and pulls out items) Here's my damn ID! I'm buying hemorrhoid cream and Fixodent!

Winn Dixie
Hammond, Louisiana

Overheard by: betsy

Posted on December 2, 2014
Age and ageing, Default, Guys, Louisiana, Maladies, Names, Stores

Nobody Can Afford to Retire Anymore

13-year-old boy to parents: Shit, this place smells like old people and debauchery.
Mom: Now let's not judge the whores, Tommy.

Sahara Casino
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: djglucose

Posted on November 28, 2014
Advice, Age and ageing, Default, Guys, Kids, Moms, Nevada, Sex, Teens, Women

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