Until She Finds My Letter-Bomb

Six-year-old, matter-of-factly when seeing fireworks go off at Magic Kingdom: They blew up Mickey… Now only Minnie is left.

Disneyworld Bus
Orlando, Florida

Posted on December 19, 2009
Bus, Florida, Kids, Murder, Pop culture

How Far Will This Bus Token Get Me?

Old lady to female bus driver: I need to get laid.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: exactly

Posted on November 17, 2009
Bus, Bus drivers, Old folks, Oregon, Public transportation, Sex, Wishes, Women

Is There an Appropriate One?

Crazy lady yelling at bus stop sign: I wish someone would rape me in an inappropriate way!

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on October 29, 2009
Bus, Crazies, Illinois, Sex, Violence, Wishes, Women

Earlier Today?

Teenage boy: Hey, James, don't you remember when you stuck Smarties down your shirt and rubbed them on your nipples?

On the Bus
Canadia

Overheard by: Kels

Posted on September 18, 2009
Bus, Canadia, Candy, Clothes, Memory lane, Nipples, Questions, Teens

Props for Not Drinking and Driving, Though

Drunk bus rider #1: Damn, this bus is always so slow!
Drunk bus rider #2: I swear, if I was a wizard, I would turn this bus into a rabbit… But that's fantasy stuff, and I'm not that into fantasy.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on August 27, 2009
Animals, Bus, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Gripes, Magic, Public transportation, Washington

Underground. On Mars.

30-something large man: That book by George Orwell, 1984, is a prophecy!
Skinny guy sitting next to him: Yeah, yeah, man.
30-something large man: Because in 1985, the government took over, and they were the ones selling all the crack and dope. I would know. I was working for them.

Transit Bus
Olympia, Washington

Overheard by: scooting farther away

Posted on August 18, 2009
Books, Bus, Drugs, Fat people, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Politics, Skinny people, Stupidity, Washington

It's Become Illegal to Take Them Through Airports

Middle-aged man on bus: I made the mistake of letting my grandkids come over Saturday. They are nothing but little virus factories!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/08/offspring.html

Overheard by: micah

Posted on August 10, 2009
Bus, Compare and contrast, Family ties, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Maladies, Overheard in PDX

If We Could Transcribe Chimpanzee Conversations

Angsty teen #1: Why do you hate him?
Angsty teen #2: Because he's always putting shit in my hair.
Angsty teen #1: There are a million better reasons you could hate him for.
Angsty teen #2: Like what?
Angsty teen #1: Being him.

Bus Stop
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: She should be a therapist.

Posted on August 8, 2009
Bus, Canadia, Gripes, Hair, Questions, Teens

I Smell the Plot Of a Lesbian Road-Trip Movie

Woman to another: But don't worry… I won't give up the boobie, and you can drive.

Bus
Chester, Pennsylvania

Posted on August 8, 2009
Bus, Pennsylvania, Rack, Sexuality, Women

Some Lesbians Are More Convincing with Their Beards Than Others

Girl #1: Are you still going out with that guy you were with back in April?
Girl #2: (blank stare)
Girl #1: The one you were living with?
Girl #2: (blank stare)
Girl #1: The one with the dog?
Girl #2: (blank stare)
Girl #1: Little black dog?
Girl #2: Oh, Jack! Yeah, we're still together.

Bus
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Zoe

Posted on July 30, 2009
Animals, Bus, Girls, Questions, Relationships, Washington, Weirdness