Professor, discussing King Solomon's Mines: So they find the body in the cave, and it hasn't decomposed at all. Not such a strange thing, as those of you who've ever hidden a body in a freezer will know.
Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia
Professor, discussing King Solomon's Mines: So they find the body in the cave, and it hasn't decomposed at all. Not such a strange thing, as those of you who've ever hidden a body in a freezer will know.
Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia
Guy #1: This root beer is really… inspirational.
Guy #2, thoughtfully: Canadians like all types of beer…
Hot Docs Festival
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Felicity Thistle
Boyfriend: Oooh, look, they have a Starbucks!
Girlfriend: Starbucks is evil.
Boyfriend: What?
Girlfriend: Starbucks is evil!
Boyfriend: Want to get some?
Prince Edward Island
Canadia
Girl #1: Twisted Sister? Ew! Gross!
Girl #2: What is that? I've never heard of it, it is gross?
Girl #1: I don't know either, I just watched a ton of porn this morning so I keep thinking of things in the dirtiest way possible. Ewww.
Calgary
Alberta
Canadia
Dude: Cool, you were in Asia… How was it?
Chick: The tsunami was the best thing for Thailand, everything was so clean and pretty afterwards.
Winnipeg
Manitoba
Canadia
Overheard by: Sean_G
Old lady with husband talking to head usher: We are in Row C, Seats 22 and 23. Ummm… Do you think we could move our seats? It’s just that the lady next to us is rather large, and she is overflowing onto my husband, who is overflowing on to me…
Thousand Islands Play House
Gananoque, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Shmemily
Guy, to girl: Why don't you like to get divorced?
Ottawa
Canadia
Guy, chuckling: Can you give me a blowjob?
Girl, also chuckling: No! Why would I do that?
Guy: Come on! Please?
Girl: No! (laughs)
Guy: Why not?
Girl: Just… No. Guy, please, there has to be some reason, just, why not?
Girl: There is no reason, I'm just not giving you a blowjob.
Guy: Oh. Come on! Please? There has to be a reason why.
Girl: I'm not giving you a blowjob because… (sighs) My mom says you would be a choking hazard, and I don't want to choke.
High School
Canadia
Teen goth girl to crying friend: Ignore the guys. They’re all jerks, especially at this age. Go for the ones that are, like, twenty. Actually, that’s a little young. I aim for the men in their 30s or 40s. That way their kids are your age, so you can bond better with them.
Heritage Park
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: c.j.
Girl #1: You’ve written “2007” instead of “2008” on your exam sheet.
Girl #2: Yeah, so? It was a better time, ok?
University of Guelph
Canadia
