She Doesn't Deserve a Prince Like Me

Guy #1, during a college basketball game: Dude! I saw my ex, Bea, down there!
Guy #2: Really?
Guy #1: Yeah. She got fat! Fuck you, bitch! (high fives guy #1)

Araneta Coliseum
Manila
The Philippines

Overheard by: VM

Posted on September 11, 2009
Asia, Death & dying, Guys, Insults, Relationships

Salem's Kind Of a Dead Town

Gay hairdresser: Ew, I don't think I could handle seeing dead people all gross and stuff!
Teenage girl getting haircut: You know, it's really not that bad… I kinda like it!
Straight hairdresser: Working downtown scares me sometimes…

Salem, Oregon

Posted on August 28, 2009
Clients, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Death & dying, Fears, Oregon, Queers, Teens

Ten Bucks Says They're American

Teenage tourist girl to friend: Wanna play connect the dots with my track marks?
Friend: (laughs nervously)
Teenage tourist girl: Also, if you do that stupid thing with your water glass again, I'm gonna strangle you, and throw you in a pit and put a dead dog on top of your grave. Pass me that cheese?

Pizzeria
Rome
Italy

Posted on August 25, 2009
Animals, Death & dying, Food, Friends, Italy, Offers and requests, Restaurants, Teens, Threats, Tourists, Weirdness

I Also Liked Starving My Baby to Death

Teacher: No one liked middle school. Everyone hates middle school. I'd rather starve to death than teach middle school. I'd rather starve my baby to death than teach middle school.
Student: I liked middle school.
Teacher: Freak!

Portland, Maine

Posted on August 22, 2009
Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Education, Gripes, Insults, Kids, Maine, Students, Teachers

Ancient Egyptian Belief to the Contrary

Teenage girl: I'm pretty sure dead people don't have to eat.

Rumson, New Jersey

Posted on August 17, 2009
Death & dying, Food, New Jersey, Teens

Or Worse, Move to Australia

Student: It's make friends or die.

Albert Park
Auckland
New Zealand

Posted on August 10, 2009
Death & dying, New Zealand, Relationships, Students

Presenting, the Deepest Person at Banana Republic.

Aspiring fashionista: What if I die today and regret that I never dressed up all the time? But if I worked at Banana Republic, I'd be forced to dress up.

BART Train
Berkeley, California

Overheard by: Kaitlen

Posted on July 19, 2009
California, Clothes, Death & dying, Fashion, Idiots, Jobs & Careers, Questions, Stupidity, Train

Vegan to the End

College girl: Yeah, she had dried cranberries and lettuce in her coffin too.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on June 12, 2009
Death & dying, Default, Food, Georgia, Girls, Students, Weirdness

I'm Like, “Everybody Dies– Walk It Off!”

Guy with mullet on cell: He's in that “oh, my wife just died” mood. (long pause) Yeah, I know. Boo-hoo, ya fuckin' pussy!

Plantation, Florida

Overheard by: Just wants to buy some Spaghetti-O's

Posted on May 31, 2009
Death & dying, Default, Feelings, Florida, Guys, Relationships, Vagina

I'm Afraid It's Just Cold Cuts for the Dead

Teacher: Where does the friar discover the bloodstains in the tomb?
Student #1: In the kitchen!
Teacher: There's no kitchen in a tomb.
Student #2: Well, dead people got to eat too!
Student #3: No they don't, stupid!
Student #4: Wait, don't people get hungry when they die?

9th Grade English Class
Louisiana

Overheard by: Is it Summer Vacation Yet?

Posted on May 27, 2009
Death & dying, Default, Louisiana, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Stupidity, Teachers

Death & dying