Riverdale Hasn't Been the Same Since Archie Went Off the Rails

Teenage girl #1: I mean, what's the point of dating an ugly, short, junior with herpes and acne if he doesn't even have his learner's permit?
Teenage girl #2: Shut up and eat.

Shari's Restaurant
Beaverton, Oregon

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on September 8, 2018
Age and ageing, Beauty, Default, Girls, Offers and requests, Oregon, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, STDs, Teens

Raise Your Hand If You Know a Football Player Who Died Of a Heart Attack or Stroke

Football player #1: What are you getting?
Football player #2: I think I'm gonna get four hot dogs.
Football player #1: Dude! You're only supposed to eat three a week! It's like…the sodium or something. Three hot dogs have all the sodium you're supposed to have in a week.
Football player #2: You're fucking retarded! I'm getting four hot dogs and I'm gonna eat all four of them in their sodium goodness. Watch me.

Dining Hall, Ball State University
Muncie, Indiana

Overheard by: Colleen

Posted on September 5, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Guys, Indiana, Insults, Offers and requests, Questions, Stupidity

That’s What You Said About Spiral Notebooks!

Young girl, spraying perfume: These smell yucky. Who actually buys these, Mom?
Mom: Put those down. Those are for prostitutes.

Macy’s
St. Paul, Minnesota

Overheard by: ChasingDori

Posted on September 4, 2018
Default, Girls, Gripes, Minnesota, Moms, Sensory experiences, Stores

Like a Good-Karma Chameleon?

College guy #1: I can't believe I wasn't invited to the wedding.
College guy #2: Maybe if you'd eat another lizard.

Clancy's Irish Pub
Keyser, West Virginia

Overheard by: Millicent Bystander

Posted on September 4, 2018
Advice, Bars & Clubs, Default, Feelings, Food, Frat boy types, Guys, West Virginia

The Difference between Boys and Girls

Guy to girlfriend: My dick is aching for your vagina.
Girl: I missed you too.

Barista cafe
Mumbai
India

Overheard by: mehr

Posted on August 30, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Compliments, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, India, Penis, Relationships, Sex, Vagina, Wishes, Words

Otherwise the Terrorists Win

Teenage girl #1 (suddenly): I wonder if there are strip clubs with just fat women.
Teenage girl #2: God, I hope so.

San Jose, California

Posted on August 29, 2018
California, Default, Diet & weight, Girls, Sexuality, Teens, Weirdness, Wishes

And With Oysters There's No Guarantee Of Pearls

Loud 20-something girl: Ew! Oysters taste like cum!
Quiet, conservative-looking 20-something girl: No, they don't! (immediately gets embarrassed and receives high fives from others at the table)

The Chimes
Baton Rouge, Louisiana