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Don’t Trust Skinny People with Your Food

Skinny guy #1: I’m thinking our restaurant should have, like, taxidermied animals and tomato plants and stuff.
Skinny guy #2: Way cool!
Skinny guy #1: That way it could be like a museum of natural history full of the things people are eating, living or dead.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/business-plan.html

Overheard by: rich

Posted on September 4, 2015
Airports & flights, Animals, Default, Food, Guys, Oregon, Overheard in PDX, Skinny people, Wishes

Fair Enough

Guy: I was a dragon in my past life.
Girl: Did you have sex with other dragons?
Guy: Of course.

High School Gym
West Virginia

Overheard by: Kimber

Posted on September 4, 2015
Animals, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Weirdness, West Virginia

Don’t Even Bother to Answer Me

Mother: Why do people like you?
Teen daughter: What?!
Mother: I mean, why do people like to talk to you and be your friend? I just don’t get it.

Fairfax, California

Posted on August 31, 2015
California, Default, Family ties, Girls, Insults, Jerks, Moms, Questions, Relationships, Teens

Then We Have a Newfound Admiration for P.S.- I Love You

Mother holding DVD box to two tween kids: No, we can't get this one, it has too much (whispers) anal sex.

Best Buy
Calgary
Canadia

Posted on August 31, 2015
Backdoor, Canadia, Default, Moms, Parenting, Shopping, Stores

Clinging to the Side Of the Bus With Magnets Was Pretty Clever, Though

Teen girl: My other friend is, like, sooo dumb, I'm so glad she isn't dead!

66 Bus
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: kerminator

Posted on August 31, 2015
Bus, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Massachusetts, Stupidity, Teens

A Question My Dissertation on The Flintstones Seeks to Get to the Bottom Of

Female grad student on cell: Yeah, but what would be the societal benefit of having a bunch of dinosaurs running around?

SUNY Stony Brook
New York

Posted on August 30, 2015
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, New York, On the phone, Questions, Science, Students

…Does Hallmark Make a Card Saying That?

Girl to friend: Sorry about your vagina, but I'm sure the dog is okay.

Bar
Colorado

Posted on August 29, 2015
Animals, Bars & Clubs, Colorado, Default, Girls, Vagina, Weirdness

And If I Collect Two More Dental-Dams, I Win a Stuffed Bear

Dude to friend: Don’t worry — I have plenty of meals left to buy condoms.

Cafeteria, University of Michigan
Michigan

Posted on August 27, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Guys, Michigan, Time Management

Does It Make a Sound?

Security guard: What do you do with a mailbox? You throw it in the middle of the woods!

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Elaine

Posted on August 26, 2015
Default, Employees, Questions, Threats, Washington, DC, Weirdness

But Not in That Slightly-Homoerotic Kirk Douglas Way

Ice cream lady behind counter: Spartacus?
Man running to get ice cream: I am Spartacus!

Oberweiss
Oak Park, Illinois

Posted on August 25, 2015
Default, Employees, Girls, Guys, Illinois, Names, Offers and requests, Questions