Girl on cell: … Funny like when you got crabs?
Frisco, Texas
Overheard by: Abs
Girl on cell: … Funny like when you got crabs?
Frisco, Texas
Overheard by: Abs
Guy #1: So, she said she didn’t want to be just another girl I sleep with.
Guy #2: But that’s what you want.
Guy #1: Well, yeah, but I can’t say that.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Overheardinvancouver/~3/110472275/
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Tween boy to another: You seem very gay to me.
Woman with them: That’s not very nice!
Tween boy: What? All I mean is he has a really busy social life.
Moon River Diner
Shanghai
China
Overheard by: MF in China
Preggers snapping at hubby: He said they don’t have it! That means they don’t have it!
Husband, pushing cart with two-year-old in seat: Get over yourself, babe. We’ll be in the car.
Two-year-old: Mama!
Husband, under his breath: Your mom better hurry up and have that kid, dude.
Fred Meyer
Issaquah, Washington
Overheard by: Bryan
Professor: I have a low threshold for body movement!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/08/hawkings-disease/
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Hipster chick: Did I ever tell you about my childhood Princess Leia obsession?
Hipster dude: No, you never told me about a Princess Leia thing. Oh, wait, maybe you did. Did it involve pastries on your head to simulate hair buns?
Hipster chick: No, that must have been another girlfriend.
Hipster dude: No! Or maybe the pastry buns was me. I repress so many memories.
Hipster chick: Probably smart.
Hipster dude: It’s working okay so far.
Hipster chick: Yeah. You barely need therapy.
15th Avenue SW
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Student: Who doesn’t want to blow up a fat man before they die?
Ethics class, Oregon State University
Corvallis, Oregon
HS girl: He was killing us, but in a fun way.
Chino High School
Chino, California
Overheard by: yes
Friend #1: You’re not inhaling!
Smoking girl: Do I have to inhale?
Friend #1: Yeah. Otherwise you’re not really smoking.
Friend #2: You’re just getting mouth cancer.
Bryn Mawr College
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
