Did You Know You Have No Lubrication Back There?

Girl: Sorry about the chafing. My butt still hurts when I poo.
Boy: [Makes sad face.]Girl: From your surprise. I don’t like your surprises.
Boy: It surprised me too!

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on July 7, 2023
Default, Etiquette, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Poop, Sensory experiences

We're Not Too Proud to Admit That We Snickered

Granddaughter: Is it wet?
Grandmother: Oh, believe me. It's wet.

Waco, Texas

Overheard by: I need to get whatever they're using.

Posted on July 5, 2023
Default, Family, Girls, Old folks, Questions, Texas

Ten Bucks Says It's a Photo Of the Jonas Brothers

Guy #1: Do you want to see something gay?
Guy #2: No, do you want to see something gay? Dude, I have, like, the gayest thing ever. I'll text it to you later.

Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: nyssa

Posted on July 2, 2023
Default

By the End Of This Class, You'll Be Able to Open Them With Your Penis

Peer-taught health class leader: Do not open condoms with a knife.

Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: nyssa

Posted on July 1, 2023
Advice, Class, Condoms, Default, Education, Oregon, Students

I Don't Care If It Is Cardboard

50-something man to 50-something woman: You are not homeless. Homeless people don't own dinnerware!

BART Train
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Morpheus

Posted on June 29, 2023
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Guys, San Francisco, Train, Words

Just Like the Queen Of England Has.

20-something #1: Let's get into publishing.
20-something #2: Only if it's porn.
20-something #1: Well, of course.
20-something #2: For women. Graphic pornography for women.
20-something #1: I think they already have that.
20-something #2: Giant diamond encrusted wangs, artfully displayed on wedgewood.

Denver, Colorado

Posted on June 28, 2023
Colorado, Coworkers, Default, Fashion, Gender issues, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Porn

Much Better Than That Stupid Mel Gibson Speech

Girl with fake sword to group of fifty kids with fake swords (prepping them before their war in the park): Today is not about living, today is about dying. You will die at least 100 times today. And you will love it!

Clark Park
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: afraid of kids

Posted on June 28, 2023
Death & dying, Default, Feelings, Games, Girls, Kids, Pennsylvania, Violence

Now I Only Eat It

Dude #1: So, when the hell did you start smoking cigarettes?
Dude #2: Last week.
Dude #1: Why the hell did you do that?
Dude #2: I wanna stop smoking pot.

University of Miami
Miami, Florida

Overheard by: Stosh