Drunks

Could You Leave Me Alone with This for a Few Minutes?

Drunk man to man holding rolled-up newspaper: There's a kind of phallic-ness about it, a sort of masculine quality…

The Ship Inn, Southbank
Brisbane
Australia

Posted on June 11, 2020
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Gender issues, Guys, Penis

It’s Good to Have Plans

Drunk girl: I want to find a really kinky man tonight and shit on his chest.

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/150318.html

Posted on May 6, 2020
Drunks, Kink, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal, Poop

Do You Need More Evidence That McDonald's Is Hell?

Drunk guy to group of teenagers at McDonald's: Demon? Demon? Demon? Demon…

Florianópolis
Brazil

Overheard by: Marlon

Posted on April 28, 2020
Brazil, Default, Drunks, Evil, Guys, Weirdness, Words

This Happens a Lot at Hippie Sex Retreats

Drunk guy: Oh my god! Everyone in this room is so ugly!

Irish Pub
Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Jackie

Posted on April 15, 2020
Bars & Clubs, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Guys, Pennsylvania, Weirdness

I’ll Put the Ralph in Your Cramden

Girl: Oh my god, I can’t believe you! You vomited all over their bathroom!
Drunk chick: I’ll vomit in your vagina!

Blacksburg, Virginia

Posted on April 9, 2020
Drunks, Friends, Threats, Vagina, Virginia

That's Just Crazy Enough to Work!

Drunk guy: Yeah, well, you could spunk on her face, then lick your jizz off her dreadlocks.

Pub
Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on April 8, 2020
Advice, Cum, Drunks, England, Hair

My Parents Are Native American. What's It to You?

Drunk guy, walking into bathroom: Hey, you are at my pisser!
Sober guy at urinal: I didn't realize your name was “push to flush.”

Bar
Michigan

Overheard by: I wasn't looking

Posted on April 2, 2020
Bars & Clubs, Comebacks, Drunks, Guys, Michigan, Names, Pee, Restroom

Then There Was the Guy We Stabbed and Stuck in the Dumpster…

Hungover girl #1: I really feel like an ass.
Hungover girl #2: Why do you feel like an ass?
Hungover girl #1: Well I did throw a drink on someone.
Hungover girl #2, nodding: And got kicked out of the bar twice.

Wilmington, North Carolina

Posted on February 29, 2020
Ass, Compare and contrast, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, North Carolina, Violence, Weirdness

The Slut Recordkeeping System Parallels Major League Baseball’s

Drunk girl, loudly, to her drunk friends: I mean, she’s slept with or semi-slept with more people than I have!

Clark and Broadway
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: flunk_punk

Posted on February 20, 2020
Compare and contrast, Creepsters, Default, Drunks, Friends, Girls, Illinois, Sexuality

But the Make-a-Wish People Laughed at Me

Drunk guy to two girls: No, really! My ultimate fantasy is to have sex with a ridiculously hot girl while you two are on the futon eating cheetos!

Aburn University
Auburn, Alabama

Posted on February 1, 2020
Alabama, Beauty, Colleges & Universities, Creepsters, Default, Drunks, Etiquette, Food, Girls, Guys, Sex, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes