Competition for Upper Class Twit Of the Year Heats Up

Skinny ginger guy: Oh, don't over-egg the omelet!
Gorgeous girl: Uh… Omelets are mainly made of egg…?
Skinny ginger guy: Just because you wear glasses and go to university you think you're so smart. Well you're not. Because you're a girl! Nerrrrrrrrr!

Nottingham
England

Overheard by: Concerned_citizen

Posted on March 28, 2022
Comebacks, Education, England, Food, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Skinny people

And We're Glad You Did.

(professor starts to write on the board. The chalk breaks. Class laughs. Professor turns around and bumps into the desk. Class laughs harder)
Professor: Shut up! Shut up and listen to me! I am teaching you things and being enthusiastic! …much as I dislike each and every one of you!
Student: Oh man, I am so writing that down.

SUNY Potsdam
New York

Overheard by: minibab

Posted on March 24, 2022
Class, Education, Gripes, New York, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Wait'll We Hit Corporate America

Jock #1: I felt like such a whore today.
Jock #2: I can imagine.

Montevallo, Alabama

Posted on March 16, 2022
Alabama, Assholes, Default, Education, Feelings, Jocks

It's All Fun and Games 'til Somebody Pokes a Baby Out

Loud eighth grader: Michael's such a douche, all he wants to do is get in my pants.
Even louder teacher: You're in eighth grade, you shouldn't be letting anybody in your pants!

Potomac, Maryland

Overheard by: Math is my new favorite subject…

Posted on March 8, 2022
Advice, Clothes, Education, Insults, Maryland, Sex, Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Wishes

If Your Eyes Are Closed, I Assume You’re Imagining Another Professor

Professor: I try to say the word “sex” at least two or three times a class to wake people up.

http://www.overheardatumbc.com

Posted on March 5, 2022
Education, Overheard at UMBC, Sensory experiences, Sexuality, Teachers, Words

It Concerns Me When You Talk About Yourself in the Third Person, Mrs. Smith

Old teacher, about middle school student: Johnny’s fine until he has an audience. Then he gets all gang-bangy and tries to screw Mrs. Smith.
Young teacher: Please don’t ever say that again.

Restaurant
Redlands, California

Posted on March 3, 2022
Assholes, California, Compare and contrast, Education, Etiquette, Gossip, Grumpies, Guys, Restaurants, Sexuality, Teachers

Let's Stick to First Abortions, Okay?

Professor: I want you to write about the first time you did something. It can be anything. The first time you rode a bike. The first time you made a baby. (awkward pause) Wait!

Syracuse University
New York

Posted on February 28, 2022
Class, Default, Education, New York, Offers and requests, Sex, Teachers

Yeah, Technically ‘Martians’ and ‘Venusians’

Guy in sociology class: So male and female… Are those races?

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: doug

Posted on February 23, 2022
Class, Education, Gender issues, Guys, Overheard at Cornell, Questions, Race, Students, Stupidity

Most Emmy Winners Would've Preferred That Too

Moody college girl on phone: No, I have to go the macro class right now and pretend to be a Republican. If you don't agree with the professor, you're wrong.
(pause)
Moody college girl: Yeah, if I can pull this off I deserve an Emmy, or an Oscar. Hell, I'll take a cookie!

Northeastern University
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on February 19, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Food, Girls, Gripes, Grumpies, Massachusetts, Politics

…Because Most Of You Got That Wrong on the Midterm.

US History professor, angrily: I don't put up stuff on the overhead for me to masturbate to! I do that at home. Pay attention!

Georgia State University

Overheard by: Kat

Posted on February 18, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Education, Georgia, Masturbation, Teachers

Education

Competition for Upper Class Twit Of the Year Heats Up