Typhoid Mary Was Also an Avid Bowler

Woman at table dining with friend: I mean, I love infectious diseases, don’t get me wrong, but that’s not my life.

Red Restaurant
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: kyndgrrl

Posted on July 9, 2020
Compare and contrast, Feelings, Friends, Health & Hygiene, Ladies who lunch, Maladies, Restaurants, Tennessee, Threats, Weirdness

I'm Like, “Look at All These Dishes– What's Your Problem?”

Drunk 40-year-old dude #1, standing in line for the bathroom: Well, there are four sinks. We only need two with the number of people I've seen wash their hands.
Drunk 40-year-old dude #2: Yeah. There was this one time I was peeing in the sink at home, and my wife walked in. She was pissed. Good times.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/373685741/why-do-people-think-this-is-okay.html

Overheard by: slight overshare

Posted on July 2, 2020
Default, Feelings, Guys, Memory lane, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Relationships, Restroom

We Prefer ‘Hoboes’– but Thanks for the Weed!

Stoner #1: The other day I saw this homeless guy, and I felt bad, and I had just bought a stack, so I gave him some weed. He was like: “Thank you very much.”
Stoner #2: Are you serious?
Stoner #1: Yeah. I don’t care what anybody says, that was the most down shit ever. I fucking love bums.

Chino, California

Posted on July 1, 2020
California, Default, Drugs, Feelings, Friends, Panhandling, Stoners

But I Do Need to Pass His Class…

Exasperated girl in the middle of the street: I really don't feel like taking my shirt off for this guy!

St. Andrews
Fife
Scotland

Overheard by: Nina

Posted on June 25, 2020
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Scotland, Sexuality

I Warned Him That Jumping While Dark Was a Felony in These Parts

Yuppie: So then this guy jumped out wearing a ski mask and at first I laughed, but then I realized he was black!

Goshen, Indiana

Overheard by: Dej

Posted on June 12, 2020
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Indiana, Race, Yuppies

Unless It’s a Naughty Nurse

Stoned frat boy: I have this aversion with talking to dentists… or really anyone who wants to help me with my general health.

SUNY Geneseo
New York

Overheard by: Jeni

Posted on June 10, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Frat boy types, Health & Hygiene, New York, Stoners, Weirdness

They'll Tell Us What to Do

Teen, hearing that IBM computer “Watson” is winning at Jeopardy: That makes me so happy! We have robot overlords!

Ithaca, New York

Posted on June 5, 2020
Feelings, New York, Technology, Teens, Weirdness

And I'm the Dairy Queen.

Seven-year-old girl #1: Hey! There goes Angus!
Seven-year-old girl #2: Oooh, you are falling in love with him.
Seven-year-old girl #1: I am so not falling in love with him. He's allergic to dairy!

Australia

Overheard by: hahamama

Posted on June 4, 2020
Australia, Feelings, Food, Kids, Maladies

I'm Glad You Recognize It As an Inevitability

Wife: Would you still love me if I peed my pants?
Husband: Yep.
Wife: Would you still love me if I shit my pants?
Husband: We'll cross that bridge when we get there.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on May 19, 2020
Feelings, Hubbies, Pee, Poop, Questions, Relationships, Tennessee

A+

Male art student in response to female art student’s sculpture: It’s really kind of mortifyingly vaginal.

Allegheny College
Meadville Pennsylvania

Posted on May 3, 2020
Class, Compare and contrast, Etiquette, Euphemisms, Feelings, Guys, Hipsters, Pennsylvania, Students, Vagina, Words

Feelings