Food

Man in truck to woman in car: Hey there–you want a steak?
Woman: What? No.
Man: Even if it was in a box?
Woman: No, thanks, I'm cool.

Stoplight
Atlanta, Georgia

Little girl: Ah, Mexican and Chinese food. Two great European tastes.

Highlands Ranch, Colorado

Overheard by: Julia

Woman in nurse scrubs: It's like my brother says, “bread is merely a vehicle for butter to enter the body”.

Italian Restaurant
Toms River, New Jersey

College girl #1: Look, there are two things in this world that I don't believe in: Cannibalism and butt sex.
College girl #2: I'm pretty sure both of those exist…
College girl #1: Yeah, but there is no way that they happen as much as people say they do! I mean, have you ever cannibalized or butt sexed? No, I didn't think so.

Charlottesville, Virginia

Overheard by: busting a gut

Female student to friend at bus stop: So, he was, like, freakishly quiet, but every now and then he would bust out with something that, you know, we would say, you know, like, (bursts into song) “Do you like waffles? Yeah, I like waffles!” (in normal voice) And, you know, I would be, like, “Woah! He is a real person.”

University of Oklahoma

Overheard by: becauseobviouslyallnormalpeoplelikewaffles

Guy: Well, I mean the sun was coming up, and we went and got sandwiches afterwards, and rolled another joint.
Bemused girl: All this is setting the scene nicely, but it doesn't explain how you ended up masturbating on a school roof together.
Guy: We were twenty feet apart with our backs to each other, it wasn't gay or anything!

Cork
Ireland

Guy: Oh my god, she hates me!
Girl: What? Why?
Guy: Cause I'm the kid who threw a sandwich at her!

Tacoma, Washington

Chubby guy, pointing to cookies: Can I have one from this side where they're, like, actually cooked?

Chow Line
USS Nimitz Carrier

Overheard by: LikesThemBurnt

Six-year-old girl at the zoo: (drops French fries one by one)
Dad: Why are you dropping French fries?
Six-year-old girl: To feed them!
Dad: No one wants your old French fries.
Six-year-old girl: You're an old French fry!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/sticks-and-stones.html

Overheard by: Dave

Woman who's too old to work at McDonald's: So, you want cheese on your sausage, egg and cheese?
Customer: Umm… okay, sure, yeah.

Centereach, New York