Nala Would Be an Animal in Bed, Though

Drunk college guy: Is that Nala?
Drunk college chick: She is so pretty… Don’t you think she’s pretty?
Drunk college guy: I’m not really into cartoons…[after several seconds] I gotta say, though, Kim pretty hot.

Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Megan

Posted on August 20, 2018
Beauty, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Friends, Girls, Guys, Students, Tennessee, TV shows, Yeahhh, college!

Psh, What Fun Would That Be?

Girl to stupid friend: If you’re going to lie, check your geography first.

http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: stephanie

Posted on August 3, 2018
Advice, Friends, Overheard at Western

That Damn Third Commandment Always Trips Me Up

Good Catholic schoolboy to friend who just recited a really long prayer: Good job! You only missed one word. This one can be really hard and you almost got it perfect.
Bad Catholic schoolboy: God dammit! Jesus Christ, I'm never gonna get this bullshit memorized!

Goretti-Neumann High
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: lora

Posted on June 19, 2018
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Education, Etiquette, Friends, Guys, Insults, Pennsylvania, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens, Words

Gives the TAs a Nice Change from the Shit They Have to Deal with

Girl in math class: I mean, seriously. I've been pissing all over these quizzes lately.
Friend: I know, right? Me too.

Michigan State University

Posted on June 10, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Friends, Girls, Michigan, Pee, Questions, Students

Wouldn't Want People to Think I'm Less Than a Lady

20-year-old female emo: So basically, after hours of arguing outside his house, I was so fed up I told him to fucking suck my dick.
30-year-old female friend: Wow, what happened after that?
20-year-old female emo: I left. He was being such a fucking cunt. I wanted to piss in his mouth. He made me drive home drunk!
30-year-old female friend: He could at least offer to like, let you spend the night.
20-year-old female friend: Like, I don't even know, he's such a bitch boyfriend. I honestly hopes he gets the herpes.
30-year-old female friend: You have such a dirty mouth.
20-year-old female emo: Oh, is my lipstick smudged or something?

Starbucks
San Francisco, California

Posted on June 7, 2018
California, Default, Friends, Girls, Maladies, Pee, Penis, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, Sex, Wishes

As a Fax Machine, on the Other Hand…

30-something to friend: After that, it was no use to him. Well…not as a leg, anyway.

Bus
England

Overheard by: Jeff Alderman

Posted on May 24, 2018
Body parts, Bus, Compare and contrast, Default, England, Friends, Girls, Weirdness

You Make a Valid Point

Chick: He’s a cool guy! I mean, maybe he’s not a cynic like us…
Dude: Well, then he can just go die.

Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on May 14, 2018
Friends, Illinois, Insults

Excellent Neck Rotation– I Commend You

Middle-aged woman to group of friends: I was possessed once, too.
Group, murmuring: Really? When? What happened?
Middle-aged woman: Oh yeah, when I was in hospital. And I know because I went like this: wluuuhhhhh!

Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Jane