Friends

Girl with friends walking by my door: No, no… sixteen! Sixteen is the age to get pregnant.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/269132103/only-if-youre-trapping-someone-into-marriage.html

Overheard by: Did I miss something?

Lady talking to friend: My little boy just loves balls. All I hear is balls,balls, balls…

Wal-Mart
Anniston, Alabama

Overheard by: Tyler

Teen to friends: Yeah, as if getting mugged isn't bad enough, it's even worse when the dude is naked.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/267312130/but-just-slightly.html

Overheard by: jfa.

Guy to friend: Why do I have such a small dick?

SUNY Binghamton
New York

10-year-old boy to friend, about Austin Powers: Your mom let you watch that movie? She doesn't even let you have sugar!

Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Kaitlen

Girl to friend: And he tried to order frozen yogurt, so I didn't sleep with him. If you want to bang me, you have to eat full-fat ice cream!

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Female track jock, to friend: So I had this fucking hair up my fucking ass.
Private school football coach, overhearing: Ladies, please watch you language.
Female track jock: I had a hair up my butt.

El Paso, Texas

Friend to another: Then he dropped the f-bomb of god!

Cleveland, Ohio

Freshman boy: I think I have gingivitis.
Friend: You can't get gingivitis on your hand!

High School
Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: shiny

Eleven-year-old girl to friends: I know him but he doesn't know me.

The Drive
Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: Fred