Isn't That Like Telling a Starving Person “I Am Stuffed“?

Hot girl to less than hot guy: It gets annoying having guys hitting on you all the time.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on March 20, 2009
Default, Feelings, Girls, Gripes, Sexuality, Washington

I've Barely Clotted from the Last Time

Socially awkward math professor: And now I will attempt to get the same solution using method #2, and if I don't get the same answer, I'm just going to go slit my wrists. (writes on the board for a few minutes, gets a different answer) Well, shit.

University of New Brunswick
New Brunswick
Canadia

Overheard by: yeah, multivariable calculus does that to me, to

Posted on March 10, 2009
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Gripes, Teachers, Words

I've Got Just Those Two Settings

Guy: We're cool now.
Girl: What?
Guy: I said we're cool now.
Girl: Oh, yeah, I know. That's why I smiled at you instead of slitting my throat.

Point Park University
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: ZB

Posted on March 8, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Pennsylvania, Questions

The Main Problem Is the Language Barrier

Young man: I love living in Honolulu, but everything's so expensive. I can barely afford just to live. It's actually pretty common to buy milk for eight dollars a gallon!
20-something girl: Wow! Really? What's the exchange rate there?
Young man (looking rather baffled): It's about one to one.
20-something girl: Oh, well, that's not too bad.

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Brian

Posted on February 7, 2009
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Geography, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Language barrier, Money, Questions

I Always Try to Make Out with Them

Tween: God, I've had such a terrible day. First I was in a wreck, and then I saw a homeless woman–and you know how I am about homeless people.

Petro Express
Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on February 5, 2009
Default, Feelings, Gripes, North Carolina, Stores, Stupidity, Tweens

Your Attitude Is Giving Me Leg Cramps

Girl to guy: I hate my life so much because of you.

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: James

Posted on February 4, 2009
Default, Feelings, Girls, Gripes, Relationships, Virginia

Some Sermons Are More Uplifting Than Others

Girl: I'm not going to have fun because I'm going to be sober…and whiny!

Texas Christian University
Fort Worth, Texas

Posted on January 11, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Feelings, Girls, Gripes, Texas

But You Knew What You Were Getting Into When You Agreed to Date Paul Bunyan

40-something woman: So now all my panties are gross and streched out.
Friend: What a jerk!

Macy's
Traverse City, Michigan

Overheard by: megansbaby

Posted on December 30, 2008
Default, Friends, Gripes, Insults, Michigan, Stores, Undies, Women

Wait 'Til She Realizes Drag Queens Have Better Legs Than She Does

20-something girl #1: Did you hear Dan and Jack are getting married?
20-something girl #2: But they're guys.
20-something girl #1: Yeah… guys who fell in love in college, have been together eight years, have never broken up once, and Dan proposed while they were in Paris.
20-something girl #2: Bitches! They stole my dream! See, this is why feminism sucks.

Silver Spring, Maryland

Posted on December 25, 2008
Default, Gender issues, Girls, Gripes, Maryland, Philosophy, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality

Technically, I Don't Even Think I'm in That Class

Girl #1: And everyone was like, “What? This isn't what was on the study sheet! This test is unfair! We're so confused!”
Girl #2: Oh, wow. Were you confused, too?
Girl #1: No, I didn't look at the study sheet. I went downstairs and drank a bottle of wine with you.

Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on December 12, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Education, Girls, Gripes, Pennsylvania, Questions

Gripes