Man: You're going to need to empty your bladder.
Little girl (in squeaky high voice): I don't wanna empty my bladder!
Man (unashamedly loud): You'll need to empty your bladder before you get on the plane!
Little girl: Not fair!
St. Paul Airport
Minneapolis
Dude: It’s not that I live with my mom, it’s that my mom is my roommate…
Salem, Oregon
Overheard by: Sarah
Young guy: Dude, some guy dropped his baby on my foot earlier.
Illinois
Overheard by: munder
Guy to girl: I want to be on your mind, but not to your detriment… Not so you turn into some enslaved man-flesh addict.
Bellevue, Washington
New Yorker: So how do you like it down here?
Local thug: If it weren't for the double d breasts and sexy feet, I would've gotten the hell out of here years ago.
Fayetteville, North Carolina
Dude: Well, she’s not really a stylist. She’s actually a belly dancer.
Century City Mall
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: banging head against escalator
American college guy to friends: My mom told me I was pussy-whipped.
Brussels National Airport
Belgium
Overheard by: aja
Guy outside of dressing room: Dude, what are you doing?
Guy in dressing room: I’m having some me time.
Guy outside of dressing room: I’m bored. (thinks about it for several seconds) I’ll be looking at belts.
Guy in dressing room: I’ll be looking at me.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/310148350/can-you-just-see-his-point-n-wink.html
Overheard by: business casual
Guy: Just trust me on this one and go along with it one more time.
Girl: I did that last time and ended up with random things up my ass.
Stoneham, Massachusetts
Sister: I fucking hate her.
Brother: Why? Because she's getting more action than you or because she's corrupting our youth?
Denver, Colorado
