Next You'll Be Telling Me My Penis Is a Decent Size!

Annoyed guy to girl: But just now you told me you weren't cold! It's our first date and you're already lying to me!

Pretoria
South Africa.

Overheard by: CBGB

Posted on November 22, 2014
Africa, Girls, Guys, Lies, Relationships

Now Hold Still While I Affix This Muzzle

Little boy being pushed in cart: You smell!
Dad: No, you smell!
Little boy: No, you smell!
Dad: You smell!
(a little later)
Little boy: That was awful!
Dad: Only because you think it is.
Little boy: You're a sock!
Dad: Oh, I'm a sock now?
Little boy: A soooock!
Dad: No, you're a sock!

Whole Foods
Hollywood, California

Overheard by: Kafrin

Posted on November 21, 2014
California, Clothes, Dads, Default, Games, Guys, Kids, Questions, Sensory experiences, Stores, Words

They Have the Cutest Little Subway

[Girl hugging a guy.]Girl: Eew, you smell like vagina.
Guy: Oh no, that’s just Philadelphia.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/05/another-day-another-dig-at-another-city.html

Overheard by: EavesdropDC

Posted on November 21, 2014
Compare and contrast, Eavesdrop DC, Geography, Girls, Guys, Sensory experiences, Vagina

What Happens When Whoopi Goldberg Is Your Bible School Teacher

Mother to young son: What did you learn in church today?
Son: I told you.
Mother: What was it again?
Son: That when you play tic-tac-toe it's best to pick the middle square.

Costco
Boise, Idaho

Posted on November 21, 2014
Default, Guys, Idaho, Kids, Moms, Questions, Religion, Restaurants

Your Assignment: Imagine Some Backstory Which Makes That Okay to Say

Guy: Hey, where are you going?
Girl: To the library, to do some work.
Guy: Oh, I don't care, but that's cool. (walks away)

Oroville, California

Posted on November 20, 2014
California, Girls, Guys, Questions, Weirdness

Boobs Are Pretty Much in the Public Domain, Anyway

Guy #1: I really don't think it's that bad. I dunno why he's so mad. I mean, all she did was show her boobs to some cameraman for some money. It's not like she did anything wrong, right?
Guy #2: What if it was your girlfriend on Girls Gone Wild? How would you feel?
Guy #1: I dunno… Glad I get to see them for free?

Irvine, California

Overheard by: cheekzz