You're That Guy Every Day.

Girlfriend: I'm gonna get a black wig and a skirt, and I'm putting body-glitter on you and doing your hair like you're in 90210 and you're going as Edward. It'll be like ironic.
Boyfriend: I'm gonna put some mayonnaise on my pants and go as that “jizzed in my pants” guy.
Girlfriend: No, you're not.

Gainesville, Florida

Posted on August 11, 2015
Clothes, Clothing, Couples, Cum, Florida, Food, Hair, TV shows

And Cute Buttplug!

Woman drying her hands, nonchalantly, to woman ball-gagged and tied to a toilet: “Oh, you changed your hair. It looks pretty.”

Women’s Bathroom, Bondage-a-GoGo
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on August 3, 2015
Bars & Clubs, Beauty, Compliments, Default, Hair, San Francisco, Women

That Works More Often Than You'd Think

Crazy hobo: I like your hair.
Girl: Thanks.
Crazy hobo: Can I have it?
Girl: No, it's mine.
Crazy hobo: Oh, okay.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on July 30, 2015
Compliments, Crazies, Girls, Hair, Hobos, Illinois, Offers and requests

Nobody Ever Asked Elvis That

14-year-old boy #1: Dude, try my sunnies on! They're super dark!
(boy #1 hands glasses over to boy #2)
14-year-old boy #2: Cool, they are pretty dark!
14-year-old boy #3: Hey, cool! They totally go with your hair!
14-year-old boy #2: Are you queer?

Perth
Western Australia
Australia

Posted on July 25, 2015
Australia, Comebacks, Compliments, Fashion, Hair, Questions, Sexuality, Teens

The Miss America Pageant Regretting Bringing on Marilyn Manson As a Judge

Girl to friend: When I think beautiful, I think green hair.

Burbank, California

Overheard by: Amused shopper

Posted on July 22, 2015
Beauty, California, Friends, Girls, Hair

So You'd Just Have to Be Careful About Static Shock

Pretty girl: So, do you like anyone right now?
Serious guy: Eva Mendes, but she lives far away.
Pretty girl: She's hairy.
Serious guy: Yeah, I kinda noticed that.
Pretty girl (in acknowledgment): Yeah.
Serious guy (in agreement): Yeah.

El Paso, Texas

Posted on July 11, 2015
About celebrities, Default, Girls, Guys, Hair, Questions, Texas

That's Only 'Cause You Can't Hear Her

Annoying teen #1, looking at trashy magazine: She's cute.
Annoying teen #2: That's Jessica Simpson.
Annoying teen #1: Well, she looks good red-headed and with her mouth open.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Giggling quietly in the pharmacy sectino

Posted on July 5, 2015
About celebrities, Beauty, Default, Hair, Mouth, Pennsylvania, Teens

Plus We’d Have to Be Open and Honest About Our Feelings

White mother to teen daughters after black family walks by: I’m so glad you two aren’t black! Then I’d have to put all those little beads in your hair and–well I’m just really glad.

Versailles, Kentucky