She Was All Just Whatever About Whatever

Girl #1: Do you remember that chick we saw that time?
Girl #2: The one at that place?
Girl #1: Yeah, wait, no, that other place.
Girl #2: Yeah. What a whore.
Girl #1: I know, right?

Buffalo, New York

Overheard by: not that chick

Posted on July 26, 2015
Default, Girls, Insults, Memory lane, New York, Questions

From Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Giving Head

Girl #1: Well, you know she gave that guy a blow job when three other people were in the room. Someone was bound to find out.
Girl #2: I’ve never even done it in front of people.
Girl #1: Me either, I’m not that slutty.
Younger girl with them: Oh, guess just me then?
Girl #1: You gave someone a blowjob with people watching?!
Younger girl: Uh, yeah. Back when I was 15 and drunk.
Girl #1: I’m your aunt: should you really have told me that, McSlutty?

Park
San Diego, California

Posted on July 22, 2015
Age and ageing, BJs, California, Default, Drinking & drunks, Family, Family ties, Girls, Insults, Memory lane, Names, Weirdness

Without All Those People Cluttering Up the Landscape

Dude: Cool, you were in Asia… How was it?
Chick: The tsunami was the best thing for Thailand, everything was so clean and pretty afterwards.

Winnipeg
Manitoba
Canadia

Overheard by: Sean_G

Posted on July 19, 2015
Beauty, Canadia, Chicks, Default, Geography, Guys, Memory lane, Weather

Any Questions?

Woman, showing friend around: And this skyline is where I had my first pregnancy test. It was negative.

Ludlow
Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: Alison

Posted on July 16, 2015
Friends, Memory lane, Ohio, Pregnancy, Women

Dan Brown Totally Deserves This

50-something white-haired British guy: I know you!
Stranger: No sir, we haven't met.
50-something white-haired British guy: I remember you from before!
Stranger: I'm sorry sir, I just don't remember you.
50-something white-haired British guy: I was there too! We were both knights of Templar! You were Mary Magdalene's personal guard… How have you been all these years!?

Grand Canyon
Arizona

Overheard by: J

Posted on July 13, 2015
Arizona, Crazies, History, Memory lane, Strangers, Tourist attractions, Weirdness

Along With Everything I Learned in Grade School

Drunken girl #1: Ah, that tubby boy kissed me.
Drunken girl #2: Doesn't matter, just remember the rule.
Drunken girl #1: “We don't share”?
Drunken girl #2: No, the other rule.
Drunken girl #1: “Your dress can be as short as you like, as long as you're wearing stockings”?
Drunken girl #2: No. The “if you don't remember it, it didn't happen” rule.
Drunken girl #1: Oh, I'm forgetting it now, then.

Sydney
Australia