Get Into My Van, and We'll Discuss It There

Single mom to four-year-old son: Will you just stop being a cupcake and go ask him?
Four-year-old (sighing, then approaching a man nearby): Excuse me? Do you think my mom is pretty?

Manchester, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Taylor

Posted on November 28, 2008
Beauty, Default, Family ties, Guys, Kids, Moms, New Hampshire, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness

Please Join Mr. Morse and Mr. Braille in the Office

Woman over intercom: Attention, there is an emergency in the ladies' room. There are no more paper towels.
(customers in super long line snicker)
Man on intercom (a minute or two later): Attention Mr. Dewey, we have an emergency in the office. Nobody can understand your decimal system.

Trader Joe's
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Hungry

Posted on November 26, 2008
Coworkers, Default, Employees, Guys, Offers and requests, Office politics, Stores, Washington, DC, Weirdness, Women

But It's Kinda Cool When They Come Back to Life

Guy #1: You want to come hang out at my grandparents' with me?
Guy #2: That's alright. I don't like hanging out with grandparents. They're always dying and shit.

Gastown
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on November 16, 2008
Age and ageing, Canadia, Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness

She Was a Brilliant Preschool Teacher

Stewardess at gate: If everyone can have their boarding passes out and ready for me then I can make this go a lot quicker…and if you don't ask me any stupid questions that would help too, thank you! (smiles and starts scanning passes)

Flight from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 14, 2008
Airports & flights, Default, Flight attendants, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Public transportation, Questions, Weirdness

…I'm Transferring to Vassar, Where They Understand My Needs

Dude: Unless you can show me one big titted cat!

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on November 14, 2008
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, New York, Nipples, Offers and requests, Weirdness

At the Family Therapist's, She'll Swear That Was a Term of Endearment

Hyperactive four-year-old: I want ice cream! I want ice cream!
Frumpy mother: Go away, my hair is going to fall all over you.
Hyperactive four-year-old: I don't care! I want ice cream! I'm taking your purse!
Frumpy mother: Ryan, if you touch my purse, I'm spanking you! Now go away, you're annoying me!
Hyperactive four-year-old: No, I'm not, are you kidding me?
Frumpy mother (mumbling): You little rodent.
Hyperactive four-year-old: I am not!

Hair Salon
Cumming, Georgira

Overheard by: Caylin

Posted on November 14, 2008
Default, Food, Georgia, Moms, Offers and requests, Should have used a condom, Threats, Wishes

That's Part of the Magic

Tramcar driver in Magic Kingdom: It has come to my attention that people use their panic button to help them find their car. That is cheating. You must wander around aimlessly for a while first.

Disney World, Florida

Overheard by: Kristen