Olive Oyl’s Been Dating Popeye for a Long Time

Hipster chick: I am who I am and that’s what I like about me, but it keeps getting me into these shitty situations.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 12, 2018
Bragging, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Hipsters, Pennsylvania, Pride

Softly with Your Song, or What?

Black woman in the ER on cell: You killed him? What do you mean you “killed him”?

Chestnut Hill Hospital
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on October 12, 2018
Black people, Death & dying, Default, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Questions, Weirdness, Women

The Best Part Is, They've Trademarked That Name

Friendly waitress, serious: Would you like to order a happy ending?

Lycoming Mall
Pennsdale, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: DazedinPA

Posted on September 17, 2018
Baristas, Death & dying, Drinking & drunks, Happiness, Malls, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Words

But I'm Currently Putting David Hasselhoff Through a Rigorous Mentorship Program

Elderly Italian lady to store clerk, while judging jugs of wine: I'm the last of the great drinkers.

Liquor Store
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Steve

Posted on July 30, 2018
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Foreigners, Old folks, Pennsylvania, Stores, Women, Words

Not in This Relationship

Girl running up stairs: I ran three miles yesterday!
Boy out of breath: I’m wearing pants.

Boyertown High School, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 28, 2018
Clothes, Default, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Pennsylvania

That Damn Third Commandment Always Trips Me Up

Good Catholic schoolboy to friend who just recited a really long prayer: Good job! You only missed one word. This one can be really hard and you almost got it perfect.
Bad Catholic schoolboy: God dammit! Jesus Christ, I'm never gonna get this bullshit memorized!

Goretti-Neumann High
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: lora