I Think He Got the Gist When I Fucked Him and Then Stole His Wallet

Brunette: Was it you that was telling me you told prince charming that you were a whore?
Redhead: You mean Mark*, the rich guy? No, I just told him not to fall in love with me because I was a faithless whore and there was no man on earth worthy of my loyalty. You give a man loyalty and they walk all over you. Besides, I wouldn't describe him as prince charming. More like a toad with money.
Brunette: So you did tell him you were a whore?

Greek Restaurant
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Posted on June 5, 2015
Bimbettes, Compare and contrast, Feelings, Infidelity, Louisiana, Money, Questions, Restaurants

Getting Sexiled Is Too Good for Her

Guy #1: She totally wanted to hook up with me, and kept dropping hints to get her roommate to leave.
Guy #2: Like what kind of hints?
Guy #1: Like “Yeah, I’m really tired, I just want to go to sleep.” But her roommate would not leave the room.

Dorm Room
UCSB, California

Posted on June 5, 2015
Bragging, California, Colleges & Universities, Feelings, Frat boy types, Friends, Guys, Questions, Sexuality, Wishes

Who Would?

Chick on cell: … So that’s why Grandma and Grandpa are so upset? Was adoption brought up? [Long pause, then] Do I want orange sheets?

http://ohinmpls.blogspot.com/2007/06/target-guest.html

Overheard by: sarah

Posted on June 4, 2015
Chicks, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions

I Assume That Means a General Lack of Randiness

Girl: What about her? She’s cute.
Guy: Yeah… but her boobs are small.
Girl: What’s wrong with small boobs anyway?
Guy: They’re… not… big.

Restaurant, Oregon

Posted on June 4, 2015
Beauty, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Oregon, Questions, Restaurants

Hey, You’re the Experienced Pet-Sitter!

Cashier on cell phone: I mean… What’s the problem? Ejaculating? Is he ejaculating too much or too little? Which is the problem?

Shoprite
New Jersey

Overheard by: allison

Posted on June 4, 2015
Cum, Default, Employees, Etiquette, Gripes, New Jersey, On the phone, Questions, Relationships, Stores

Masturman Rarely Dates

Guy: We're talking heroic amounts of porn.
Girl, laughing hysterically: Oh my god, what?
Guy: What?
Girl: How is “heroic” a unit of measurement?
Guy: No. I mean: if you met the guy, he'd be your hero.
Girl, still laughing, walking away: I can't.

Connecticut

Overheard by: LunaFish

Posted on June 4, 2015
Connecticut, Girls, Guys, Porn, Questions, Words

The Ass Is Always Greener on the Other Side

Queer: You're a virgin!?
Girl: Yeah.
Queer: How do you sleep at night?
Girl: I really don't, I stay up all night dreaming about sex and pleasuring myself.
Queer: I want to be a virgin too!

San Diego, California