She Heard It Was an Island and Expects to Find Palm Trees

Tipsy chick: Why is she wearing a bra-top to Alcatraz?

The Big Hunt Bar
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on June 13, 2015
Bars & Clubs, Chicks, Clothes, Default, Questions, Stupidity, Washington, DC

That Is Correct.

Teacher: Did you hear Germany got a new polar bear?
German exchange student: Shiza!
Guy: What’s wrong with polar bears?
German exchange student: Ugh… You have no idea.

Grady High School
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on June 13, 2015
Animals, Default, Foreigners, Georgia, Guys, Poop, Questions, Students, Teachers

But Slightly More Than Salt and Pepa

Sociology professor: Today, we'll be talking about sex.
(students mumble)
Sociology professor: I heard that. (pause) How much do I know about it? Well, I can tell you: less than my cheating ex-girlfriend.

University Classroom
Virginia

Overheard by: Nicole

Posted on June 12, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Infidelity, Questions, Sex, Teachers, Virginia

One Problem with the Global Village

Boy to hot girl: Hey, how's it going?
Hot girl, in French: I'm speaking in French so that you won't know what I'm talking about and will think that I can't speak English.
Boy, in French: Oh really? I know French too!

Bus
New York City, New York

Posted on June 12, 2015
Bus, Girls, Guys, Language barrier, New York, Questions

You Can Pay a Dominatrix with a Gift Card. True Story.

Girl #1, entering mall: Do you think you can pay a drug dealer with a gift card?
Girl #2: That would be so cool!

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Overheard by: Christmas Shopper thinking to same thing

Posted on June 11, 2015
Default, Drugs, Girls, Louisiana, Malls, Money, Questions

When Momma Grows Red Fur, Then We'll Talk.

Dad: Does Gracie love momma?
Toddler: Pshnoooooo.
Dad: Does Gracie love Elmo?
Toddler: Yeah!

Target
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on June 11, 2015
Dads, Family ties, Feelings, Kids, Parenting, Questions, Tennessee, TV shows

When Aesop Tried Peyote

Dude: You fail to see that the rhinoceros is not pleased that you've clogged the bathtub drain with jam and celery. She's quite angry with you. I mean, if you just shit out a canary, it's not going to want to play tonsil hockey.
Friend: How hard would it be to get you involuntarily committed to a mental institution?

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on June 11, 2015
Animals, Bathing, Birds, Colleges & Universities, Food, Friends, Guys, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Mental illnesses, New York, Questions, Weirdness

…And I'm Oddly Aroused.

Sober girl, crossing street: So what happened?
Tipsy girl: Well, everything was fine, I guess, but then the sex got really boring, so I had to let him go. Oh god, was that really loud?
Random stranger: Yup.

Dupont Circle
Washington, DC