AndNone Of Your Trickery Is Going to Get Me to Admit That We Do

Patron: Double cheeseburger and small fries, please.
Counter boy: We don't have small fries.
Patron: What sizes do you have?
Counter boy: Medium, large and extra large.
Patron: Which size is the smallest?
Counter boy: Medium is the smallest.
Patron: Fine. I'll take the smallest, then.
Counter boy: We don't have small fries.

McDonald's
Bloomington, Indianapolis

Posted on July 14, 2009
Clients, Employees, Food, Indiana, Offers and requests, Questions, Stupidity

Nobody Who's Been to England Ever Has to Ask

Pretty tween girl, looking around on busy street: What's with all these ugly people taking up all the space?

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on July 13, 2009
Beauty, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Questions, Tweens

Have You Been Smoking Under the Fire Sprinklers Again?

Dude #1: Man, I hope it doesn't rain, I left my windows down.
Dude #2: It did rain just a little while ago.
Dude #1: Where? Outside?
Dude #2: What?

Lafayette, Louisiana

Posted on July 12, 2009
Guys, Louisiana, Questions, Stupidity, Weather, Wishes

President Bush Directs a Rendition Of The Wizard Of Oz

Tourist: Are you a good Muslim or a bad Muslim?

Haunted Mansion, DisneyWorld
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Eric

Posted on July 12, 2009
Compare and contrast, Florida, Questions, Religion, Tourists

…If It Were Spelled with a Silent T.

Teenager: Hey, which terminal is baggage claim?
Airport employee: Terminal T.
Teenager: Wait…which one?
Airport employee: Terminal T. “T” as in “Charlie.”

JFK Airport
New York City, New York

Overheard by:

Posted on July 9, 2009
Airports & flights, Employees, Names, New York, Public transportation, Questions, Stupidity, Teens, Words

Mostly Just Between the Sheets.

Girl: So we decided to be friends.
Friend: Wait, in real life or on Facebook?

Brown University
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: krr

Posted on July 9, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Friends, Girls, Internet, Questions, Relationships, Rhode Island

…For Her Birthday.

Girl #1: I used to be really good friends with her, but then we got in a fight.
Girl #2: How come?
Girl #1: Well, I gave her lice.

Rockingham Mall
Salem, New Hampshire

Posted on July 7, 2009
Girls, Health & Hygiene, Malls, New Hampshire, Questions, Relationships

Tonight's Movie: How I Got Into Community College

Girl, exiting SAT test: So how'd it go?
Friend, excitedly: I drew a bunny!

SAT Testing Center
Eugene, Oregon

Posted on July 7, 2009
Animals, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Oregon, Questions, Stupidity

I Just Hate Arguments, Though

American man: Fish is good in salad.
Australian man: Fish is great in salad!
American man: Do you even like fish?
Australian man: No.

Harvard Square
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on July 7, 2009
Compare and contrast, Food, Foreigners, Friends, Massachusetts, Questions

Why Right Said Fred Could Not Sustain Their Popularity

Guy #1: Just admit it, man.
Guy #2: Admit what? That I'm great and wonderful and perfect in every way shape and form? Alright, I'm great and wonderful and perfect in every way shape and form!
Guy #1: No, admit that you're crazier than me!
Guy #2: Yeah, well…you're just Mr “Too sexy for my shirt,” and I'm Mr “Too sexy for my life,” but seriously, I'm so smart and everyone loves me.
Guy #3: You're just lyin' to yourself, man.
Guy #2: I'm too sexy for the world! That's just the way it is. I'm the next Albert Einstein. Everyone will soon realize that they love me. You all know that I'm right, so say that I am always right! You're dumb and I'm smart. Everyone loves me.
Bus driver: Will you guys be quiet? No one wants to hear this!

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Lulu

Posted on July 6, 2009
Bragging, Bringing it back to you, Bus, Bus drivers, Compare and contrast, Guys, Lies, New York, Public transportation, Questions

Questions