And What Kind Of a Lame-Ass Answer Is “Energy”?

Tutor: So what are some things you associate with lemons?
Student #1: Yellow!
Student #2: Energy!
Student #3: Gin-an-tonic!
Tutor: What? Genitalia? Who said genitalia?

Massey University
Wellington
New Zealand

Posted on May 10, 2020
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Drinking & drunks, Fruit, New Zealand, Questions, Students, Teachers, Words

Just Because Of the Short-Shorts and Rollerskates?

Curious brunette: Hey, is that casting agent friend of yours gay?
Exasperated brunette: No! That's the guy I sleep with sometimes. Why does everyone keep asking me that?

Rosepepper Cantina
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Amy Rose

Posted on April 29, 2020
Bimbettes, Questions, Restaurants, Sex, Sexuality, Tennessee

But Take This Cream, to Be on the Safe Side

Girl: Hey, Lamar!
Guy: Oh, hey!
Girl: How you been? You been sick?
Guy: Nah… healthy.
Girl: Oh… see ya!

Bowling Green State University
Bowling Green, Ohio

Overheard by: Alex

Posted on April 27, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Ohio, Questions

Best. Peer Advisor. Ever.

Curious friend: Doesn't your mouth get tired?
Small Asian girl: That's what my hands are for!
Curious friend: Don't your arms get tired?!
Small Asian girl: That's what my mouth is for!
Curious friend: What do you do when both get tired?
Small Asian girl: Oh, that's when he puts it in my butt.

Hoboken, New Jersey

Posted on April 25, 2020
Asians, Ass, Backdoor, BJs, Friends, Girls, Hands, Masturbation, Mouth, New Jersey, Questions, Weirdness

No Australian Is One Of Those

Maths teacher: Girls, what you need to do is try and think like a mathematician.
Student: Why, miss? We're not mathematicians.
Maths teacher: Yes, you are. Whenever you do maths, you're a mathematician.
Student: What about when we're in English class? Does that make us engleticians?

Australia

Posted on April 24, 2020
Advice, Australia, Default, Education, Questions, Students, Teachers, Words

The Kind They Blind You With

Girl #1: What’s Scientology?
Girl #2: Isn’t it like, you know, science?

Brisbane
Australia

Overheard by: Dave

Posted on April 23, 2020
Australia, Default, Girls, Questions, Religion, Science, Stupidity, Words

They're Right Next the Megavitamins, Which Also Don't Work

Guy: I'm not going to stop and ask someone, “excuse me, where are your ray guns?”

CVS
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: ZB

Posted on April 23, 2020
Default, Games, Guys, Pennsylvania, Questions, Stores, Weirdness, Zombies

Where the Delinquent Moose Live?

Tourist to waitress: How do we get to the bad part of town?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Overheardinvancouver/~3/107618782/

Overheard by: kyle

Posted on April 21, 2020
Overheard in Vancouver, Questions, Tourists

Once He Walks Through JoAnn's Door, a Man Starts to Die

Girlfriend, holding up scrapbook thing: Do you like this?
Boyfriend: Yeah, it's nice.
Girlfriend: “It's nice,” because it's nice, or “it's nice,” so we can get the fuck out of here?

JoAnn Fabrics and Crafts
Tacoma, Washington

Overheard by: baker98391

Posted on April 19, 2020
Compliments, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Stores, Washington, Words

Lear Has Something for Everyone

Strange curly-haired girl: Make sure you make Edmund really hot.
Morose pale dark-haired girl: Why?
Strange curly-haired girl: Dude! Did you not read King Lear? Bitches were all over his dick!

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Anneliese

Posted on April 18, 2020
Books, Canadia, Default, Girls, Penis, Questions

Questions