How to Come Out As Trans in One Easy Step

Teenage girl to another: You know what I really hate? When your balls sweat.

Glenfield College
Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Kelly

Posted on May 15, 2019
Balls, Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, New Zealand, Questions, Teens

Edgar Allen Poe Was a Difficult Kid to Raise

Mother: Honey, do you remember mommy’s friend Denise?
Four-year-old son: Uh-huh.
Mother: Well, mommy has to leave right now, because Denise’s father passed away, and I have to go and tell Denise that I’m sorry.
Four-year-old son: Oh. Did you kill him?

Port Jefferson, New York

Overheard by: arctinus

Posted on May 14, 2019
Family ties, Guys, Kids, Moms, Murder, New York, Questions, Weirdness

I Felt Like I Was in an Episode Of Sliders

Hip girl to friend: So I went to this Vietnamese restaurant and apparently it's run by Chinese people. Can they even do that?

Sydney
Australia

Posted on May 13, 2019
Australia, Compare and contrast, Girls, Hipsters, Questions, Stupidity

Oh, Leave Ethan Hawke Alone.

Guy to another: Why's he bother to wash his clothes, anyway, if he smells that bad and doesn't bother to bathe?

Laundromat
Catskill, New York

Overheard by: Amie

Posted on May 12, 2019
Bathing, Cleanliness, Clothes, Gossip, Guys, New York, Questions, Sensory experiences

The Mormon Missionaries Were Only Too Happy to Obey

Female college student: Why are you wearing underwear? I don't wear underwear. I'm a dancer. You are not a dancer. What are you even doing here? You're not a real dancer. You're an elf. And you're going to wear panties like an elf.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on May 10, 2019
Clothes, Dancing, Illinois, Questions, Students, Undies

This Is What Fun Is, Son.

Little boy: Ewww… what's that smell?
Slightly tipsy dad: Prolly barf.
Little boy: Yuck! You're gross!
Slightly tipsy dad: What? It's a twins game. People come to get drunk, then they barf, and you smell it. That's how it goes.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/270078695/so-come-on-down-to-the-metrodome.html

Overheard by: that's not why I go to twins games.

Posted on May 2, 2019
Dads, Drinking & drunks, Kids, Overheard in Minneapolis, Parenting, Questions, Sensory experiences

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills Hammer Out a Payment Plan

Girl: So if you won £100,000,000 on the lottery what would you do?
Guy: Settle some scores. There'd be a few guys from school who'd be going to work one day and suddenly find themselves being bundled into the back of a van with a black bag over their head.
Girl: Then flown out over the north Atlantic, tied up, thrown out of the plane?
Guy: I like the way you think. We should have kids.
Girl: Nah, to get into my pants you'll need to do better than that. £2,000 of jewelery would do it. (cackles hysterically)

London
England

Overheard by: Bleep