Grabbing Other Women's Butts Is a Cultural Thing.

College girl from England: Hey, whoa, are you drunk?
College girl from Prague: No! I'm Czech!

Royal Holloway University of London
England

Posted on December 29, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, England, Foreigners, Geography, Girls, Language barrier, Questions, Students

Which Is Why Men Wear Pink Shirts

Professor: Ever wonder why pink is considered a girl color?
Student: Because vaginas are pink.

UC
Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Kelly

Posted on December 28, 2016
California, Class, Default, Education, Gender issues, Questions, Students, Teachers, Vagina

So We Can Throw Stones, or What?

Slightly confused woman to tour guide of a greenhouse: So, why did they put all of these windows in here?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/353858063/so-someone-would-ask-questions.html

Overheard by: um?

Posted on December 25, 2016
Employees, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Stupidity, Women

You're Gonna Make Somebody an Annoying Little Wife, Harry

Roommate #1, watching Celtics playoff game: Is this the final four?
Roommate #2: No.
Roommate #1: Wait, when's March Madness?
Roommate #2: Are you fucking kidding me? Die.

UMass Dartmouth, Birch Hall
Massachusetts

Overheard by: Jason

Posted on December 22, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Death & dying, Default, Massachusetts, Names, Questions, Students

The Guns Vs. Butter Model Of Parenting

Dad: Do you want to get McDonald's?
Boy, screaming: No!
Dad: Do you want to get Burger King?
Boy: No!
Dad: Do you want to get ice cream?
Boy: No!
Dad: Do you want to get machine guns?
Boy: Yes.

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: Lacy

Posted on December 21, 2016
Dads, Food, Kids, Questions, Should have used a condom, Violence, Virginia, Wishes

Or I'll Be Red with Embarassment.

Professor: The emotional impact of one story is greater than the story of many people.
Student: Isn't that what Stalin said?
Professor: Um. Sort of the same sentiment. But I really hope that is my last parallel to Stalin.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on December 15, 2016
Compare and contrast, Education, Feelings, Questions, Students, Teachers, Washington

Regardless, I'll Never Look at Spaghetti and Meatballs the Same Way Again

Guy #1: I can seriously never eat Cup noodles again.
Guy #2: Why?
Guy #1: Because yesterday I was taking a dump and I felt it come out but I never heard it hit the water, so I looked down and it's dangling by a noodle!
Guy #2: Is that even possible?

California