So It's Likely He's Very Drunk.

Little girl: He's drunk, I swear!
Teenage sister: He's not drunk, he's a foreigner.

Highlands Ranch, Colorado

Overheard by: Julia

Posted on September 28, 2020
Colorado, Drinking & drunks, Kids, Language barrier, Siblings, Teens

…Since I Accepted Homer Simpson As My Personal Savior

Teenage girl #1: He hates me.
Teenage girl #2: He doesn’t hate you. Maybe you should just say “hi” to him.
Teenage girl #1: How am I supposed to say “hi”? I have voices in my head saying “I want cheeseburgers”!

Canberra
Australia

Posted on September 15, 2020
Advice, Australia, Default, Feelings, Food, Friends, Girls, Teens

“Tulsa” Spelled Backwards Is “a Slut”– Coincidence?

Teen girl to friend: I'm too sexy for my vulva.

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Posted on September 13, 2020
Compare and contrast, Friends, Girls, Oklahoma, Teens, Vagina

I’ve Practiced on My Lifesized “Seven of Nine” Doll

Nerdy teen #1: So you just sort of put your hands down her pants and rub up behind her.
Nerdy teen #2 (nodding): Yeah. I know what you mean.

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: iloveholidays

Posted on August 21, 2020
Advice, Ass, Canadia, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Foreplay, Friends, Guys, Sex, Stupidity, Teens

I Named My Cat “Velutinous.”

Teenage queer: How do you say 'fluffy' in science?
Random young boy: Fluffology?
Pretty woman: What?
Teenage queer: Velutinous?
Random young boy: Oh, that's sciencey.

Aurora
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on July 28, 2020
Canadia, Default, Girls, Guys, Queers, Questions, Science, Teens, Words

They'll Tell Us What to Do

Teen, hearing that IBM computer “Watson” is winning at Jeopardy: That makes me so happy! We have robot overlords!

Ithaca, New York

Posted on June 5, 2020
Feelings, New York, Technology, Teens, Weirdness

I'm Pretty Sure Steve Urkel Had a Gas-Mask Bong

Teen girl: Mom, guess what he got me for an early Christmas present?
Mother: What, honey?
Teen girl: A gas-mask bong–like in that movie Knocked Up. And it's purple!
Mother: Jeez, your dork-o-meter is in the red.

MARTA Train
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on May 29, 2020
Default, Family ties, Georgia, Girls, Moms, Movies, Questions, Teens, Train, Women

'Cause Then I'd Be Playing Dungeons and Dragons with Myself

Teen comic book geek #1: It's a good thing you're not a figment of my imagination. That would just be awkward.
Teen comic book geek #2: Yeah, totally.

Bookman's
Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: adult comic book geek