The Role Of the Town Crier Has Become Distorted Over the Years

Pubescent boy screaming at elderly passerby: Fuck you! Fuck you! You, right there! Fuck you! (aside) Man, I gotta write an email. (screaming again) Your mother has a dick!

Eastchester, New York

Posted on November 29, 2014
Default, E-mail, Family ties, Guys, Insults, New York, Penis, Teens, Weirdness

Beats a Cat in a Hat and a Big Red Dog

Chick: I should write children's books based on those stories: the volleyball girl with bad luck, and the girl with the feet of a black man.

Highlands Ranch, Colorado

Overheard by: Lee

Posted on November 29, 2014
Books, Chicks, Colorado, Default, Race, Weirdness

Why Cashmere Condoms Are So Popular

Bearded dude: Yeah… I care a lot more about my penis than I do my friends.
Not quite as bearded dude: Oh, totally.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/270406952/you-know-what-they-say-about-loving-yourself.html

Overheard by: wondering if that is selfish, or self preservation…

Posted on November 28, 2014
Compare and contrast, Creepsters, Default, Feelings, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Penis, Weirdness

Are You a Happy Cramper?

Girl, bursting into meeting: I just caught my period, yo!
Administrator, looking up: Congratulations?

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Me

Posted on November 27, 2014
Bosses, Girls, Health & Hygiene, New York, Weirdness

Herman Cain's a Busy Man These Days

Guy in tire store uniform: I don't have time to walk through this whole store. Just point me to the scooters and the black barbies.

Toys “R” Us
St. Petersburg, Florida

Overheard by: got got got no time either

Posted on November 26, 2014
Employees, Florida, Time Management, Toys, Weirdness

Goodness, Just Look at the Time!

Tanorexic blonde on date: So basically the fucking doctor told me that my cervix is fucked up.
Uncomfortable-looking date: Right…
Tanorexic blonde on date: Yeah. Cunt told me that it'd be like pushing a baby through a toothpaste tube. I gotta go get it widened or some shit like that. Or that thing where they cut you open…
Uncomfortable-looking date: A caesarian?
Tanorexic blonde on date: Yeah. That's it. Baby kebab.

Leamington Spa
England

Posted on November 26, 2014
Anorexics, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Couples, England, Food, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Pregnancy, Weirdness

Worst. Prostitute. Ever

Serious hipster chick #1: So she shot him in the leg, because that was her training.
Serious hipster chick #2 (nodding understandingly): Uh-huh.
Serious hipster chick #1: And then they ended up lying feet to feet.

Art Opening
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Terry B

Posted on November 26, 2014
Body parts, Girls, Hipsters, Illinois, Violence, Weirdness

Please Direct Any Questions to That Brick Wall Over There

Flight attendant, doing safety instructions before takeoff: Pull on the tab to inflate the life vest. If that doesn't work, blow it up manually. If that doesn't work…thank you for flying Southwest.

Flight over Providence, Rhode Island