After Not Returning My Calls This Weekend

Girl, to barking dog: Don't talk to me like you know me!

Wyoming, Michigan

Overheard by: Roxie

Posted on June 3, 2015
Default, Girls, Michigan, Offers and requests, Weirdness

You Really Do Get a Little Something Extra at the Ivies

Diminutive Asian girl: Well, I think that…
English professor: Isn’t “Balls!” such a great expression? It’s just so… you know… I give you all permission to interject and interrupt this class by shouting “Balls!” at any time for the rest of the year. Sorry, go ahead with your comment.
Diminutive Asian girl: Well, I think that…
English professor: Balls!

www.overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: overheardatyale

Posted on June 2, 2015
Asians, Education, Etiquette, Girls, Overheard at Yale, Teachers, Violence, Weirdness, Words

Um, Congratulations?

20-something guy: Dude, I have been waiting four to five years for this boner.

Medford, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Neme

Posted on June 2, 2015
Erections, Guys, Massachusetts, Time Management, Weirdness

How Was Your Mother's Day, Philadelphia?

Guys on bench to kid on phone: No, we're not gonna pee on you, we're just gonna give you a shower!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 2, 2015
Guys, Pee, Pennsylvania, Threats, Weirdness

Thanks to My Son, the Doctor

Large gentile man: I'm becoming a Jewish woman!

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 1, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Pennsylvania, Religion, Sexuality, Weirdness

And Drove Past Your House. And Made Cardboard Cut-Outs of You…

Bimbo #1: Hey I remember you! Oh my god! I haven’t seen you in ages!
Bimbo #2: Yeah, I know! I totally stalked you on MySpace!

Sydney
Australia

Posted on December 8, 2014
Australia, Girls, Idiots, Memory lane, MySpace, Weirdness

Your Plot Summary Of The Grapes Of Wrath Leaves Something to Be Desired

Stoner guy: So he turned around and there were aliens in the back seat. Then he said, “Yay! Now we can have a hoe down!”

Western Kentucky University

Posted on December 8, 2014
Colleges & Universities, Drugs, Kentucky, Sensory experiences, Sex, Stoners, Weirdness

Which Was the Thesis of My Last Biology Paper

Thug #1: Everybody calls that girl “Orangutan titties.”
Thug #2: What? Why?
Thug #1: She's the one that flashed everybody back in freshman year at that one assembly, and her titties be all pointy and shit.
Thug #2: I remember that shit, that was pretty fuckin' funny.
Thug #3 (after a long pause): Man, orangutans are fuckin' weird.
Thug #1: Yeah, monkeys be fucked up.

MDN High School, Tempe, Arizona

Overheard by: I saw this whole assembly thing, too.