Oh, Ally McBeal, How We've Missed You!

Hipster girl to another: I consider myself single, except for the part where I have a boyfriend… so I can't cheat on him.

St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on January 30, 2023
Hipsters, Missouri, Relationships, Weirdness

The Priest Wants to Exorcissor Me

Guy with hat: Did you find out what it was?
Guy with dog: They think it's something paranormal.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Michelle Freedman

Posted on January 24, 2023
Guys, Magic, Oregon, Weirdness

What With the Muffin Top, Camel Toe, and Side Ponytail

Guy to girl: You just give off that vibe that says “make fun of me!”

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: marisawin

Posted on January 18, 2023
Comebacks, Girls, Guys, Illinois, Weirdness

After a Long Winter, the Root Cellar's Empty

20-something hipster to friend: So…I'm officially out of corpses.
Friend: Dude!

Portland, Maine

Posted on January 16, 2023
Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Friends, Hipsters, Maine, Weirdness

Or Frosted Tips!

Guy #1: Yeah, me and that guy have had a total communication breakdown…like, he was talking to me about tin foil! I dunno.
Guy #2, after a pause: Yeah, we should get some lottery tickets.

Exeter
England

Posted on January 5, 2023
Default, England, Guys, Relationships, Weirdness

We Thought Only Americans Knew This Little About Sex Ed.

[Line for ladies’ room]Girl #1: Hi, do you mind if I cut in front of you? It’s urgent.
Girl #2: Sure.
Girl #1: Thanks, I have to change my tampon.
Girl #2: [Blank stare.]Girl #1: I have to make sure I change it often. Not too often, because once I changed it too much and got chlamydia.
Girl #2: Oh…[Suppresses laugh.]

Western Australia
Australia